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I fumbled what finally should have been a gold stakes win in Balatro when I got a free DNA and Baron in the first shop (double rare joker tag), and I think about it every night.

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youtu.be/s6tpvzzfN2Q

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oh shit I finally get it! It's because there actually is a gulf of america right now. Like the gulf between rich and poor, or the gulf between people who know it's a con and the people who don't realise they are being conned.

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Maybe we can come to a compromised and call it the Tex-Mex Ocean.

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I miss the simpler times where the biggest controversy was Minecraft changing the gravel texture.

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*manifesting positive vibes and a gold stakes Balatro win*

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Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads could not be made today because there are large automobiles everywhere now.

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We should get rid of human leadership entirely and instead create an AI Mastercomputer, or AM, to make all the decisions for humanity.

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granted it takes a special kind of skill set to create a wifi juicer, but it takes a completely different skill set to know the world doesn't fucking need wifi juicers

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14 year old me had it all figured out and I've let them down

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Is it 1984? Is it Brave New World? Lads, It's both. Fahrenheit 451. It's all your favourite dystopias all at once. The Handmaid's Tale. Let's just do them all.

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Finally unlocked gold stakes on a deck in Balatro and it took 2 early Madness to do it.

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I think that America should be renamed to New West Wales.

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As with everything in life the solution was actually very simple and obvious.

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Decided today to have another crack at properly setting up audio and I'm reminded why I gave up years ago

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Yesterday I won Balatro twice in a row. It was low stakes but I'm happy. :)

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ok. Today's the day. It's now time, I mean it.

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Also I don't know what posts here are called so I just said 'things'. I've heard skeets before, is it skeets? What does that mean?

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I would like a save to drafts option to store all the things I probably will never post anyway.

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Why is Balatro so good though?

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It's crazy that the US, Mexico and Canada are suppose to be joint hosting the World Cup next summer.

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The world just hasn't been the same since Weird Al stopped making albums.

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New week new me except it's the same old me.

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I get the appeal of world domination but does it have to be so boring and lame?

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Balatro has consumed me

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you can't even say winterval anymore

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Genuinely thought Costco was a coffee shop, and when I first heard about the Costco Guys I thought 'Damn these guys really love the coffee they make at Costco'

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SIMPLY HAVING A

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'tis the season to Die Hard.

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the title and tags and everything being at the top of twitch streams now looks weird

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I am disappointed that 28 Years Later is not 28 years after the first film. Stunning trailer though!

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In the UK it's Greysky

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United so bad they couldn't even get the new manager bounce

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I would like to play the bazaar game

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Do buses really need to have so little leg room? Can we not make buses 1 metre longer?

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There are discussions for election reforms in the UK and I am in favour of that. But I would also want full transparency of party donors and a ban on non-UK donors, even through a UK based branch they are affiliated with.

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yes it is so very great all the people and orgs leaving twitter as we celebrate it's decline long after the damage is already done.

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honestly the 2nd minecraft trailer was better. I think this will be a goofy movie and not just straight up bad.

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Why the hell is it now £35 on Amazon to get free delivery???

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with the threat of fascism and nuclear war I must say I had a lovely time walking my dog in the snow today.

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I've actually always wondered what the 1930s would have been like if it had internet

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youtu.be/cnkH7_AA_AA?...

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Department Of Nut Gobbling or DONG for short

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playing the shit out of this at 10 years old on holiday with the fam down Brean or somewhere idk

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