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dayofkaryn.bsky.social
I write and age, mostly at the same rate. AttilaTheHun on AO3 Run BTS rewatch on Substack at dayofkaryn
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Going into all of those fics where someone is thirsting in an agonized fashion over a suddenly muscular Jungkook and replacing the name with Taehyung to tide me over until the authors have time to perform their dark work

BTS by the competitive reality show they would destroy (music performance competitions excluded): JM: Survivor YG: Top Chef NJ: Jeopardy! JK: American Ninja Warrior TH: Big Brother SJ: The Amazing Race HS: What Not To Wear (when he’s hosting, it becomes competitive)

I can’t remember if this is the first fic I read but it was very close, and I got instantly obsessed. It made me realize that RPF could not only be great but was better for me as non-canon. As it’s orphaned I won’t say the author but I hope they’re doing well! archiveofourown.org/works/14778374

If I’m being truthful I’m never not thinking about that time Hoseok texted Yoongi like “hey it’s been a while we should grab dinner sometime soon!” and Yoongi was like “cool, sounds great, how about immediately I’m already at your door”

Much the way Yoongi can count down the amount of time he’s known Namjoon down to the millisecond, you know Jimin has recorded every single moment of those 7 years on his “time debt accrued” ledger

Please send me to fan prison all I can think about is hand tendons and veins

My latest fan bind is for @dayofkaryn.bsky.social’s story Cyrano More Like CyaraNO. For this bind I wanted to work on some new processes so I cyanotyped the book cloth, and made end pages out of a book on the Western canon.

If Yoongi was at Hoseok’s company birthday party first that is fucking wild second did they talk about their secret co-owned cat third how long did they talk about their secret co-owned cat

No one warned me that Hoseok spends the first minute and 46 seconds of his birthday live silently and fastidiously finding the perfect angle at which he should wear his hat and I almost expired

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

Me whenever Hoseok enters a fic and the POV character describes him as impossibly handsome

Someday I’m going to make my BTS ships as Dave Matthews Band lyrics and then I can finally retire from posting forever

I asked someone who was going to a party when they had to “hit the p spot,” and this is why I can’t write too much Namjoon POV because I feel like this turn of phrase was incepted from going into that space

Jimin and Jungkook are really going through it up there in the snow, damn. It’s like they don’t even know that, in many ways, we the fans are completely insane!

BTS as more aspects of my 4 year old nephew: SJ: When you tell him he did a good job at something, says “I know that” JK: Everything that happened before now is “last night” and everything that hasn’t happened yet is “tomorrow” HS: Gets so excited to see his daily calendar in the morning

Is it weird to find Hobi off-the-charts sexy specifically for his detail-oriented nature because if so Yoongi and I need to do some soul searching

BTS as Brian David Gilbert’s Unraveled episodes: YG: Calculate your pet’s HP with my 100% legitimate formula JK: Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots HS: Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager? JM: No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler