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To say legacy media is not built for this moment is a gross understatement. The people destroying this country are being treated with respect.

submitted 13 hours ago • 152 comments

i simply cannot stop laughing at this

submitted 15 hours ago • 15 comments

Their food goes through their thinker before it gets to their stinker

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Wow you really learn something new every day???

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

submitted 23 hours ago • 54 comments

Harland Williams is what happens when Jim Breuer and Norm MacDonald have a kid that they then abandoned in the woods

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

my reaction to this is not "oh Trump's losing it" it's "the entire point of fascism is that the leader declares reality and everyone else has to follow it".

submitted 2 days ago • 97 comments

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

submitted 2 days ago • 783 comments

Abolish prisons, but while they still stand whoever is responsible for the "Maybelline Baby Lips" advertising campaign should be locked up

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submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I like how the CIA deputy director's son getting killed fighting for Russia because he loved Lord of the Rings is like the 7th most outlandish story of the week

submitted 6 days ago • 107 comments

I sincerely believe part of the push for anti immigration rhetoric in the global north is because they know whats coming. Climate change is going to make parts of the planet uninhabitable. They want humans ready to abandon and reject their fellow humans.

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Whenever I see Will Stancil's name I hear someone with a deep southern accent offering different art services "will color, will drawr, will stancil"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny that in the many depictions of apocalyptic dystopian America the cities are always just named New "Whatever"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you see me smoking, no, you didn’t. The world is on fire and I’m gonna do whatever I want for the rest of my life, however long that is.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

When the neighborhood watch gets an upgrade: a black #cat and an #owl, teaming up for the ultimate guard duty

submitted 9 days ago • 126 comments

chuckles nervously

submitted 9 days ago • 33 comments

If these abductions do not push every single one of you to question the existence of immigrant "detention" centers and the conditions of ALL prisons and jails, then you are really doing life wrong. Conditions in detention, jails, and prisons in the U.S. ARE TERRIBLE. They are awful every single day.

submitted 9 days ago • 60 comments

all time low vibes

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i used to think having an invisible sword would be cool but now i can't see the point

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Hitting the vape as the Adderall wears off, daisy chaining substances like I’m afraid of my own thoughts

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

(studying the blade) ow that's the sharp side

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

An NDA should have no standing to shield or seal off abuse, and the abuser trying to sue for violating the NDA should be taken as an admission of the wrongdoing.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

How do I hook a bidet up to a case of lacroix? Asking for a friend.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

Apocalypse movies from the 90s are now classified as Escapist Fantasy on Netflix

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Smoking a big ol' blunt at Gettysburg because of Four score and twenty on four twenty.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Veggie Tales only pretended to be Christian to hide its real motives; it was funded by Big Carnivore to make kids thing vegetables had lovable personalities and rich backgrounds so they would prefer to eat the flesh of animals instead.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

"Seat should be down" "Seat can be put down by anyone" Ok, but, also toilets have lids. Since toilets are, well, toilets and they have lids, then the lid should always be down when not in use.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I think car alarms should be triggered by other car alarms in sequence of time + distance; if a car alarms goes off for X time without being shut off then all cars in Y distance would begin to go off, and then so on and so forth. I don't think it would make things safer but it would be pretty funny

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The three hyenas from Lion King, but it's Tennis, Table Tennis, and Pickleball. And if you don't know which one of those would obviously be Edd it's because you play pickleball.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I was up before dawn to ring in the holiday at it's signified time and I was gonna skeet about it but then I got too high and forgot. Happy holiday to anyone putting it in the air rn

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Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food

submitted 11 days ago • 82 comments

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

submitted 12 days ago • 152 comments

This is still bugging me

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Longevity is important. It's how we pass on collective memory from one generation to the next—how we let new participants know it is safe to invest themselves fully in this. We'll still be doing this next year—and in 30 years. You can consult 30 years of texts on our site: crimethinc.com/library

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

"Then why didn't they follow magma channels on the way down?" is to The Core what "Then why didn't they take the Eagles all the way to Mordor" is to LOTR

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