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The king of apple fitness!

Mate. Can you just put a sloth at the bottom here? You know what they look like yeah? Course bruv. I seen it. Faces. Arms. Innit.

It would be lovely if on Apple News+, I could block any ‘news’ with any kind of quote mark in the title. Click bait shite. Apple needs to sort its paid for news service out. Sure.

Hashtag bants

Online shops. If I buy something that should not automatically subscribe me to an email DL. Get stuffed.

Bullet for my Valentine topped out at 112 db last night.

Educate!

High as a kite earlier today

COYS

Interesting all the news is filled with these LA fires. Where ten people died. How’s Gaza doing? No? What’s going on Ukraine? Nothing? Nice.

Has anyone ever seen a Carabao drink in the uk? I feel this is some sort of money laundering scam. #coys #carabaocup

Cannot catch a break #spurs

A….what…! It happens so often there are drills for mass death now? Christ.

Perfect lamb and sloppy dauphinoise. Happy new year all. #hny

Didn’t think I’d run again to be honest but happy to be able to and thrilled to have done 5k sub 6m per km with a very high cadence #athlete #180bpm #trance

#anothercancelledtrain

Kids should be forced to watch The Box of Delights

Jingle bells

Netflix movie Carry-on. An average action flick which they put a Christmas soundtrack to, to make it a Christmas movie despite having zero Christmas references bar one guy in a hat at the end

Based on time trend this will end 10-0 for #Spurs #COYS

3 year old has presented me with the best snowman the world has ever seen

Three numbers and a bonus ball and it’s £30 what the fuck. Is there any point? National lottery needs to sort its shit out

It’s time. Goodbye Duolingo. Time to find a new service. #duo #duolingo never missed a day. The apps failed me to be honest.

Defund any business that makes you set up an account to apply for a job. Such a wasteful trend. Also defund anyone using Workday which is the shittest system for candidates in the history of the Internet.

Stupid birb

Goodbye Greg Wallace. I never knew you but you were obviously a dick. #butterybiscuitcancelled

Cheese advent calendar ftw

Twitter deleted. Keyed a Tesla earlier.

Should Masterchef producers also be sacked? They would have all known about it but they and the BBC only want to do something now a woman complained? John Torode just let it slide? Fuck off all in it together pricks #GregTheGroper

Wife - sexy times tonight? We should go to bed earlier than 10 Me - Siri. Set an alarm for 9:58 and order a meatfeast pizza for delivery 10:02

Surprised one of them was caught looks like hes always looking over his shoulder metro.co.uk/2024/11/29/p...