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Why is this CVS ad attacking me 🤣

Of COURSE Zeb comes to sit in my lap and cuddle 5min before I have to put him in his carrier and take him to the vet, which is going to give him a cat panic attack 😭. (It's the boiz' yearly checkup.)

I'd like to know who decided on this pricing lmao. Why would I buy a 2 pack when it's MORE than buying 2 separate???????

You know you're at a redneck wedding when there's Boone's Farm on the tables 😁

Everyone is sharing a certain someone's trashy May the Fourth image so I'm gonna share my boy JB's good one instead 😁

The drummer of Fit for an Autopsy was wearing a shirt that said "Play like Jordan. Party like Rodman" lmaoooooooo.

Any time I post a new tattoo facebook goes "oh you like tattoos? Here's tattoo related content" but it's always the most trash garbage shit, and recently a lot of "artists" faking their portfolios/flash sheets with generative AI. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

Interior crocodile alligator.

I am TRYING to day drink at a dive bar the size of my living room, WHY the FUCK are there multiple people with motherfucking toddlers in here????????

The view from our hotel room is a butt 🤣🤣🤣

MORBIUS? Be so fr right now lol.

It's physically impossible to be sad when listening to We Built This City by Starship. So quit doomscrolling and put it on.

He'Ll RuN tHe CoUnTrY LiKe A bUsInEsS!

My fav thing about live shows is the $20 beer.

I know you've all seen it on other socials but here's the new ink.

Actual photo of me getting up off the tattoo artists' chair after having my spine blasted for 4.5 hours.

A moment of levity: we were playing Madison VR and came to a point where B had to retreive an object from under a sofa in game, so he was crawling on the floor irl 🤣

My friend @museofpvd.bsky.social is doing music to accompany this game! Also it just sounds super fun.

😹 He thinks if he looks pathetic and/or cute enough I'll give him fried chicken. (I got Popeye's for lunch)

If there's a Bad Thing "legally" happening in our gov't, 99% of the time you can point to Reagan or the CU v FEC ruling.

Hey

Saul's urn is so small and every time I look at it I start feeling Some Kinda Way.

At a semipro hockey game and a dudes blade popped off his skate. I've been to thousands of hockey games but that was a first!

Get his ass!

Woke up this morning to find our elderly long boi Saul had passed during the night. You will be sorely missed, not-so-danger noodle.