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If I blocked you it's because I've seen you be stupid, abusive and/or racist. But let's TRY to be nicer here, okay? He/Him - but don't hold that against me.
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... And in his office at 30 Rock, Lorne Michaels takes another handful of popcorn and shivers with delight at the thought that those he made, he might now have killed.

Lorne Michaels has become the worst of everything he used to supposedly rebel against: Trump and Musk were reportedly invited to the big SNL 50th anniversary show. I'm hoping the angry ghost of Michael O'Donoghue shows up and poltergeists that set into scrap.

I don't care who won or lost - but if it means less Mahomes on my TV that can only be a good thing.

Yeah. "Stand up," guys.

Democratic leadership, please listen closely: If our strategy is "wait for Trump to screw up" -- we will continue to lose and we will deserve it. We need a plan. We need it now. And if you can't come up with a plan, you shouldn't be in leadership.

We should be understanding when our Trump-loving friends & relatives express their own fear & concern about what's happening to the country. We should hear them out, weigh their opinions, feel empathy for their plight, & then lean into their faces and scream "FUCK YOU!!!" as loudly as possible.

This is what happens when the opposition refuses to acquiesce.

Friendly reminder: Anyone who says "Hitler had a few good ideas" REALLY means "Hitler only had good ideas."

They break, don't build. They harm, don't help. They hate, don't love.

Don’t fear Trump. Ridicule him.

Instead of flipping off that Tesla when it cuts you off in traffic, give the drivers a Nazi salute. Remind them whose pockets they're filling.

We shouldn't have to say this, but... Being autistic doesn't make you a stupid racist POS. Elon decided to be that, it's not a symptom. Don't let them get away with slurring good and decent autistic people in a cynical attempt to save their own skins.

INCOMING ADMINISTRATION: "We are Alphas! We're the pinnacle of human evolution! The smartest, the toughest, the strongest, the top of the food chain!" WEATHER FORECAST FOR INAUGURATION DAY: Nippy. INCOMING ADMINISTRATION: "Fuck that."

Here’s a rarity: Christopher De Vore, Eric Bergren & David Lynch’s screenplay for The Elephant Man #scriptsky cinephiliabeyond.org/elephant-man...

I know he thinks his official portrait makes him look like a tough, scary strongman... but to me he looks like Pearl Forrester from MST3K making a silly evil face. (My apologies to @maryjopehl.bsky.social)

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

There is not a millimeter of space between the world belief system of millions of Americans and a peasant from the Middle Ages, and I don’t know if we have a political solve for that.

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.

Hello! I need a job badly! I am a longtime game writer and narrative designer. I wrote the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden, board/card games, casual mobile, PC/console sims…I’m a character- and dialogue-focused writer who loves jokes and feelings. If you have a remote opportunity please get in touch

Start calling him '34.'

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

HI AMERICA, YEAH, NO. LOVE, CANADA

Billionaires championing tech 'advancements' should be made to use them before anyone else. Brain implants? You first. Rocket to Mars? You first. AI eliminates jobs? Yours first.