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Me: Something is fishy here Red herring: *acts very casual

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

i should start a gofuckme

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe we should have politicians swear allegiance to the constitution

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I have so many questions...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh. I'm drinking water but I'm lacking. My fingers are pruny and I almost got a Charley horse several times while checks notes sitting on the couch.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

who the fuck looked at a snail and thought i bet you're delicious, they look like boogers wearing crash helmets you silly little freak

submitted 4 days ago • 54 comments

[Puts on helmet & adds a bell & basket to my bike] Spin class instructor: no

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

If it was easy to smile, everyone would be doing it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

pulled my back so bad that I told my family I might need a wheelchair like Professor X, and my son said “yeah more like Professor XXL” and goddammit I don’t deserve this abuse

submitted 14 days ago • 30 comments

we are all made of star stuff. except for elon, he’s made of trash and male pattern baldness

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

After rent we are dinner and I was so exhausted I "napped" from 7pm to nearly midnight. Now I have to try to get back to sleep for the night. Not going to be easy. I. Really needed it though.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We saw Rent today. Even though I had my hearing aids in I found it hard to follow the plot of who had aids, who was dating who and who died. I like musicals but I like better the ones that have dialog between songs not every word need to be sung. Performers were great though.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Took my wife to the ENT today and turns out she had a staph infection in her nose. At least we know and can treat it. Then we went to the cardiologist to get clearance for her upcoming surgery. Was a long but productive day.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

When a relationship ends, an entire language dies. A language of made up words, codes, double meanings, sounds, facial expressions, shared looks and gestures. A unique, unrepeatable language that belongs to only two people in the whole world and will never be spoken again.

submitted 12 days ago • 24 comments

go ahead do a crime it’s basically legal now

submitted 13 days ago • 79 comments

It occurs to me I'm old enough to drink things like Manhattans, bourbon, brandy, martinis. And I never have. I'll never get hooked if I don't try 😭

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If we are forced to go back 100+ years, bring back laudanum and opium tinctures and coca cola with cocaine.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Dentist: have you been clenching your jaw lately? Me: have you been reading the news lately?

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

submitted 12 days ago • 855 comments

I've just spent the last hour asking AI about quantum physics topics. It did a pretty good job. Note I wasn't quizzing it to see how good it was, it was to learn and refresh my memory. These are the kinds of things I use Wikipedia for, fact stuff. But it gave good explanations

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever named the turn signal "blinker" was spot on.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Saturday Twitter friends! I was supposed to go walking today but the weather is supposed to get bad and I woke up with a random new sore that's unpleasant to walk so I'm skipping it. Ah well. Stuff happens right?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Got a bunch of clothes tonight to round out the remaining tops I needed in a smaller size. I'm surprised that I'm not so far off from size large. If I drop these last 25 lbs I'll probably be there.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone explain to me why the USA should own the Gaza strip?!? Arabs and jews are fighting over it. Other than trying to broker a peace deal why the heck would we stick our nose in there?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

need 2x speed for ppl talking

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Dollar slowly being phased out as U.S. transitions into an egg-based economy.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take subway employee: sir, please stop yelling

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE WINNIPEG JETS FANS WHO BOOED THE US NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!!

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it. As long as it has a good personality lol ER Doctor: let him bleed out

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

ME: i wish for more wishes GENIE: no, that’s an issue ME: you mean a ‘wishue’ GENIE: ok, you only get two now

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

We have reached the “gets email asking to rate your experience with the seller before I even bring the goddamn thing into the house” point of the modern world

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Reality sucks, plug me into the matrix.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

OK I found the secret. It's unfollowing accounts with thousands of followers that I probably got from starter packs. Following starter packs is like having unprotected sex. Don't do it.

Me: Something is fishy here Red herring: *acts very casual

i should start a gofuckme

Maybe we should have politicians swear allegiance to the constitution

I have so many questions...

Ugh. I'm drinking water but I'm lacking. My fingers are pruny and I almost got a Charley horse several times while checks notes sitting on the couch.

who the fuck looked at a snail and thought i bet you're delicious, they look like boogers wearing crash helmets you silly little freak

[Puts on helmet & adds a bell & basket to my bike] Spin class instructor: no

If it was easy to smile, everyone would be doing it.

pulled my back so bad that I told my family I might need a wheelchair like Professor X, and my son said “yeah more like Professor XXL” and goddammit I don’t deserve this abuse

we are all made of star stuff. except for elon, he’s made of trash and male pattern baldness

After rent we are dinner and I was so exhausted I "napped" from 7pm to nearly midnight. Now I have to try to get back to sleep for the night. Not going to be easy. I. Really needed it though.

We saw Rent today. Even though I had my hearing aids in I found it hard to follow the plot of who had aids, who was dating who and who died. I like musicals but I like better the ones that have dialog between songs not every word need to be sung. Performers were great though.

Took my wife to the ENT today and turns out she had a staph infection in her nose. At least we know and can treat it. Then we went to the cardiologist to get clearance for her upcoming surgery. Was a long but productive day.

When a relationship ends, an entire language dies. A language of made up words, codes, double meanings, sounds, facial expressions, shared looks and gestures. A unique, unrepeatable language that belongs to only two people in the whole world and will never be spoken again.

go ahead do a crime it’s basically legal now

It occurs to me I'm old enough to drink things like Manhattans, bourbon, brandy, martinis. And I never have. I'll never get hooked if I don't try 😭

If we are forced to go back 100+ years, bring back laudanum and opium tinctures and coca cola with cocaine.

Dentist: have you been clenching your jaw lately? Me: have you been reading the news lately?

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

I've just spent the last hour asking AI about quantum physics topics. It did a pretty good job. Note I wasn't quizzing it to see how good it was, it was to learn and refresh my memory. These are the kinds of things I use Wikipedia for, fact stuff. But it gave good explanations

Whoever named the turn signal "blinker" was spot on.

Happy Saturday Twitter friends! I was supposed to go walking today but the weather is supposed to get bad and I woke up with a random new sore that's unpleasant to walk so I'm skipping it. Ah well. Stuff happens right?

Got a bunch of clothes tonight to round out the remaining tops I needed in a smaller size. I'm surprised that I'm not so far off from size large. If I drop these last 25 lbs I'll probably be there.

Can someone explain to me why the USA should own the Gaza strip?!? Arabs and jews are fighting over it. Other than trying to broker a peace deal why the heck would we stick our nose in there?

need 2x speed for ppl talking

Dollar slowly being phased out as U.S. transitions into an egg-based economy.

me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take subway employee: sir, please stop yelling

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE WINNIPEG JETS FANS WHO BOOED THE US NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!!

ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it. As long as it has a good personality lol ER Doctor: let him bleed out

ME: i wish for more wishes GENIE: no, that’s an issue ME: you mean a ‘wishue’ GENIE: ok, you only get two now

We have reached the “gets email asking to rate your experience with the seller before I even bring the goddamn thing into the house” point of the modern world

Reality sucks, plug me into the matrix.

OK I found the secret. It's unfollowing accounts with thousands of followers that I probably got from starter packs. Following starter packs is like having unprotected sex. Don't do it.

Hear me out - a silent podcast, mimes perhaps, if you will

This is how I remove the star peanut butter from my fingers