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dcpeters.bsky.social
Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.
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what do you call a lake with no fence? erie guardless i'm jumping in

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Bitcoin and broke my tooth.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You might be the early bird but my worms busy atm.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

As an Australian I stand with decent Americans. #IStandWithAOC

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

Mike Pezzullo was disgraced as a public servant amongst the APS, but not as someone reliable and available to give comment to journalists, which ironically, was why he was disgraced as a public servant

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Alien invader: Take us to your leader. Me, working: Ok my team leader is by the deep fryer, and the branch manager is working the drive thru.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody skeeted the other day they’re renaming Air Force One to Con Air. Worth repeating. (Apols to original poster).

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I hired a bouncy castle. I paid with a bouncy cheque. Some guy just turned up at my door with a rubber mallet. “It was a joke for BlueSky!” I scream as he pounds my knees.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Solidarity with Taylor Swift! I earned nothing from Spotify last year!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Hot Ones™️ but Hot Buttholes.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Does the deli section at Coles operate under Cole’s Law?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Just Munched my Scream.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I just 3D printed one.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments