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dcpeters.bsky.social

Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.

2,248 posts 775 followers 1,875 following

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Got tickets for Accountant 2. Will claim as business expense in my tax return.

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drinking mountain dew out of a wine glass because i’m classy* *need to do the dishes

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I don’t t have a bath in my one bedroom apartment so I threw the toaster in the shower instead. I’m still here.

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It was the shadows from the lighting that gave it away.

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I have never listened to a Joe Rogan podcast.

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Not a euphemism.

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She’s a 10 but her pancakes aren’t fluffy.

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Hot take.

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My sperm count is so low that I could only give seman sample

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

The USA has become a Bananas Republic.

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New music from Toasts in the Machine just dropped.

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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Pope

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Top Pope: Maverick.

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American Pope.

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Popenado!

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Five popes have died since I was born. Coincidence?

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I’ve just been dealing with the ATO on the phone. Re myGov etc. Absolutely frustrating.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The gorgeous, funny, smart, kind and indefatigable Magda Szubanksi just posted below on Twitter about her Bluesky name & handle. Follow her 👉 @realmagdaszubanski.bsky.social & welcome her to this great platform👊🥂🥳💜

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

Do Judges have to BYO gavel?

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She Angelined my Pitt until I Jolied.

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Got tickets for Accountant 2. Will claim as business expense in my tax return.

drinking mountain dew out of a wine glass because i’m classy* *need to do the dishes

I don’t t have a bath in my one bedroom apartment so I threw the toaster in the shower instead. I’m still here.

It was the shadows from the lighting that gave it away.

I have never listened to a Joe Rogan podcast.

Not a euphemism.

She’s a 10 but her pancakes aren’t fluffy.

Hot take.

My sperm count is so low that I could only give seman sample

The USA has become a Bananas Republic.

New music from Toasts in the Machine just dropped.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Pope

Top Pope: Maverick.

American Pope.

Popenado!

Five popes have died since I was born. Coincidence?

I’ve just been dealing with the ATO on the phone. Re myGov etc. Absolutely frustrating.

The gorgeous, funny, smart, kind and indefatigable Magda Szubanksi just posted below on Twitter about her Bluesky name & handle. Follow her 👉 @realmagdaszubanski.bsky.social & welcome her to this great platform👊🥂🥳💜

Do Judges have to BYO gavel?

She Angelined my Pitt until I Jolied.

He rose after three days to the smell of spicy fruit buns with no cross on the top. “I could murder a coffee”.

I’ve been told said raccoon does all their own stunts.

No wonder he was cross.

I’ve fallen buts it’s quite nice down here leave me alone.