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amy poehler’s young untalented wife
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Tom Wambsgans black eye you will ALWAYS be famous to me. archiveofourown.org/works/65157613

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i think succession is about to overtake me... the beautiful redhead with the pretty blue eyes and soft cheeks... i love her

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promises are made... chapter 9 archiveofourown.org/works/624533...

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potentially chapter 9 of arguing with the sun is my favorite

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got Mark S to safeguard my macrodata

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want & need them back

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funniest incentive to leave comments and kudos 😂

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The Trial of Ben Wyatt... 💔 archiveofourown.org/works/624533...

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#SEVERANCE: markgemma - silhouette youtu.be/C4Qt-dOg5DI

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#BENSLIE: the start of Ben and Leslie’s story - Anything youtu.be/AjSEop0ogLU

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#SEVERANCE: markgemma - lifeline (Cuerda Auxiliar) youtu.be/QJzuTnntu_U

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I wonder if the people at the Indian restaurant I constantly order from know I would die for them

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Welcome to Partridge, Minnesota. archiveofourown.org/works/624533...

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Remember when amy admitted to reading benslie smut? Yeah that was wild

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ship sooo good even the actors feel their pain #Severance

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the concept of looking into your wife’s soul 😭😭😭

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#BENSLIE: Waste Through Leslie's eyes ❤️

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when sabrina says “have you ever tried this one?” but these are my favorite positions in bed:

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twitter is a hellscape i hope it burns

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in season 3 of severance devon and gemma lez out and move to a seaside town in portugal it’s been confirmed to me by dan erickson

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yes i do know adam scott gave the performance of his lifetime in the severance finale last night but personally i think nothing could ever trump this EGOT worthy moment

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Mister @benstiller.redhour.com you better tell me that goat was getting paid because it was giving EGOT level performance there

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irving this whole episode #severance

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Starting a Parks and Recreation rewatch tomorrow because my soul deserves to know peace.

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#Severance season finale out of context

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I adored how we saw in outie Mark glimpses of his old self. How kind and caring he was towards his innie in the beginning of their conversation. How much joy Gemma brought him. How he smiled at her and simply said - "we had a life". That's all there really is to it. #Severance

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What the hell, lemme throw a theory into the air for season 3: Mark will be held prisoner in Lumon essentially, and Helly R will be sent to the testing floor, and now i/Mark will be refining her like he did Gemma. #Severance

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this is what my nightmares shall consist of for the next decade #Severance

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what is taking place? #Severance

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Turns out Helly R was, at least sometimes, cruel. #Severance

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love transcends the hell out of severance

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I'll never be the same person again. #Severance

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Tbh I’m relieved Severance is ending today, the way it has absolutely overtaken every aspect of my life requires a reckoning

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my favorite way someone has ever bookmarked a fic of mine

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pinch pinch

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I’m emotionally preparing myself for the #Severance finale the way some people prep for a full marathon

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Fred telling Amy that she asks questions with a hint of what her opinion on it is we are so alike 😭😭😭

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likely place for an adam scott like to be

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life: made

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I’m approximately 3 new Amy Poehler photos away from going back to blonde

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what did i do to deserve living in the same earth as them

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