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dd-olive.bsky.social
New account. Who 'dis? I'm scared of being successful, famous, and doxxed, even though the I'm none of those three things. Comments in gestures, posts in brainspace, plays with definitions.
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And now that we have an artificial impartial arbiter of truth, there will be no more corruption. yay!

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My material conditions were never that bad. I almost always had a bed, and I certainly never went hungry. The tough part was knowing that people apparently just didn't care about what I had seen. Not that they didn't believe me: but that they did not care. I did not want to live in that world.

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Is my brain healthy? No.

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The key is this: do not cook your entire kitchen at the same time. Things tend not to go well, even if you exclude the kitchen sink.

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Vindication. No breathing. This is my last report.

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whenever i struggle to draw something difficult and don’t pull it off as well as i wanted to i’m like ah yes. this is it. art is over now. i’m done. done forever. i can no longer draw competently. and then i draw something easy and i’m like wow that was so silly of me i’m such a good artist !

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Simplifying assumptions: cats do not have souls. There is no such thing as an internal life of the mind - only behaviorism. Abnormal behavior needs to be subdued.

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So.... it turns out... being in charge of censoring a language is actually a very powerful position. What style guide do you follow? MLA? Chicago? APA? Which organization is inexplicably bad at what they claim they are good at?

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Je m'appelle parfois Blanche-Neige.

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I wonder if <random 'fact' on the internet> is true? ....spends next three hours clicking links.... wait.... what??

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WWYD if you were unarmed and had to deal with a stereotypical rookie cop?

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Is it usually a good idea to change your passwords after a breach? Not when the breach is in how the passwords are saved. Maybe put it off for a minute or sixty?

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And now the "oh shit" moment hits, when I find out a joke was so creepily on-point that someone fires a missile.

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oh! oh! oh! I have also figured out that putting things in little boxes makes them more organized! I am the coolest person evar.

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What do you call a cop that barely got his gun license? Sir.

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