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You guys. We dont need a general strike. Too hard. Everyone just needs to immediately stop paying their credit card bills. It's dischargeable in bankruptcy, and $1.182 trillion dollars is enough leverage to make the banks pay attention.

What's your sign?

Analog clock hands should be called 'noon-chucks'

There is no way to correct AI. No way to amend or improve it, given the complexity of the trained models. There is no revision history. It is entirely opaque regarding how its output is determined. It doesn't give verifiable sources. It doesn't indicate the likelihood of a response's accuracy. 🤷‍♂️

I'm worried ChatGPT will supplant me as a professor of human biology.

Strong requirement that an issuer of payment stable coins "will maintain or create[s] the reasonable expectation that it will maintain a stable value relative to the value of a fixed amount of monetary value" I create reasonable expectations all the time!

Hey, anyone got the newest Hegseth Signal login deets? Wanna follow this war from their perspective...

They're lying to you. Rome was built in a day.

New phone, who dis?

Hey guys, chrysotile asbestos is better than ivermectin at curing autism. I heard it on an ad during MMA. #justaskingquestions

Evergreen skeet

“As soon as I leave here, we’re going to be doing something. But I have to leave here.” [Walks out of wedding reception to defecate in the bushes]

OBBI: Listen umm... they don’t like the cover, they don’t like the cover. IAN : Uh huh, well that is certainly straight. BOBBI: They find it very offensive and very sexist. IAN : Well what exactly...do you find offensive? I mean, what’s offensive? BOBBI: Ian, you put a greased naked woman...

Luck is not a magic force. It is an acknowledgement of the preponderance of factors outside of any one individual's control. The world acts more forcefully than any one person. Thank you for this, @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

gofundme.com/f/keep-klovars-family-safe-from-fire-ants

Making fake "Pay Here" posters with a QR code link to a fraudulent cryptocurrency website I will develop. Placing them at the entrance to every parking lot I can find.

Five of nine Israeli arms manufacturers (out of 2,400 companies total) failed comply with weapons conference regulations on weapon-type allowances. So they were blocked from view until they complied. I'll give you one guess what Maj. Gen. Amir Baram said... "absolutely, bluntly antisemitic" 🤡

It is funny to think that Trump's 79 year old brain will mush together Les Mis and the dumb Army parade over the next few days. The dude was in grade school before there were 50 states in the US. You think his brain still works?

NPR science reporter Rob Stein apparently embraces the outdated "access" theory of journalism instead of the widely accept [sic] "investigative" theory of journalism, which may help explain some of the headlines appearing over his articles.

This war never would have started if Donald J. Trump had been president.

Heartwarming message in The Accountant^2 of disability always being coupled with hyperability in other areas. And such lengthy, strong neuroscience exposition scenes to back it all up! 🤡

Wait til this guy sees what happens on Thursday lol

In hindsight, it is weird timing for the NYT to have run a piece *yesterday* painting Iran as backwards and wrong. I feel like a little bit of consent was manufactured, and I apologize.

We're fucked if this is how conservatives like Graym continue to frame this.

Woah, that was fast!

To be fair, California had this coming for all those times Biden sent the Navy to Alabama to give everyone abortions and make them gay.

I like Style Paste as much as the next guy, but 'Wasabi' goes a little too hard for me.

Bibi about to use the nukes to destroy the nukes. Great job out there, Steve Witkoff!

Dog walking is considered a threat to health and is considered a criminal behavior under the name of harassment of women and children 🤡

I feel like I would be a much healthier person today if my parents had gotten a divorce when I was a child.

ICE got Khaby Lame. Austrian high schools getting shot up. The Marines are in LA. The Southern Baptists want to overturn gay marriage. Trump is renaming military bases for loser racists. Happy Tuesday, everyone!

Forget "motion smoothing" TV settings. What really annoys me is when some of the scene is out of focus. Give me a television that makes every single thing in the scene in focus. I want low dynamic range, zero depth of focus, and also i dont like that I can't see things that are out of frame make a t

A rising sun, loomin' over Los Angeles Yes, for Raza livin' in La La Like Gaza on to the dawn of Intifada Reach for the lessons the masked pass on And seize the metropolis, it's you that it's built on ~Rage against the Machine; War Within a Breath. 1999 #itslifeordeath

There's nothing stopping Donald J. Trump from hanging Mike Pence...