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Please ignore everything this account says about anything. I was broken long ago and know absolutely nothing. He/Him
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My nutritional intake for the day has consisted of: Coffee A garbage plate Genny Cream Ales Other beers and Taco Bell It's frankly amazing I'm walking right now.

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

I'll take it.

Summertiiime...and the livin is easyyyyy...

Trying to channel these dudes attitude

I have reached the "fuck it, I'm grilling tonight" portion of winter.

Maybe its a silly thing to be upset about, but Joann Fabrics closing is a real bummer to me. I remember going there with my mom as a kid and walking through the fabrics, touching everything. As a sucker for craft stuff I always enjoyed being the one dude in there amongst all the middle aged ladies.

Me the last five or so years: "Man, these climate change winters suck. Mud intermixed with huge dumps of snow. I miss real winters where it was just cold the whole time." Me this year:

People are becoming aware of the movement. We can do this. The Lakes Will Rise.

I never get this take. Parking downtown is incredibly easy. I almost never pay for parking if I'm by myself because I'll just walk a block or two from a street parking spot. And the rail is free above ground! Just use it, its one line, its not like you need to be worried about making a connection.

What I really needed this morning after last night was a mandatory 1.5 hour corporate sales masturbation meeting.

McDermott did everything I wanted. No turnovers or obvious misses. Defense was fine. Just not good enough. And now I have to wait 360+ days for it to matter again while people say " just enjoy them!".

A stop!

Win the game

Kill me

McDermott cannot get his team ready when it matters. But you can't get anyone better. So we'll just do this same thing for 5 more years before Allen goes and wins one for like, Seattle or something.

You're a welcome

Nah, they're cooked

Benford out is the game. Hate it but it's true.

K

Do it for Brick Bar. Do it for Mohawk. Do it for Swannie. Do it for The Pink.

Death to Missouri. The Lakes Will Rise. Go Bills.

Go Bills