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ELOISE BROWN FOREVER BTW

Totinos late entry Best Commercial lmao

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

Chiefs being all “awkward”

Nfl quickly making a trophy for “slowing down Barkley” so the Chiefs won’t be sad.

Honest question. How the hell did Marc Cohn afford a first class ticket to Memphis?

Unelected oligarch bragging about destroying the government:

It’s cool. A staffer just told me that Chuck Schumer just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. They laughed about current news (“can you believe this shit?!? Haha”) and then traded breakfast plans.

One of the best things about Heat is how the crew always wears suit coats. Not like businessmen. But like musicians.

This is just what we know so far. There should be extensive investigations to ensure we know everything.

REPORTER: I'm trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash. TRUMP: Because I have common sense, ok? And unfortunately a lot of people don't

I was reading a NYT piece on the new action movie from Mel Gibson. Article mentioned that he says he has three friends who have completely recovered from Stage 4 cancer via holistic cures. Stop. Making. Movies. Dude. Start curing cancer!!! Why ya gotta keep the cure secret.

Wait. What?

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

You boy, is the transfer window open?

That’s a catch

In retrospect, I suspect there was more heavenly intervention on the kickoff return than the figgie. Way more opportunity for various physical laws to be violated without anyone noticing.

Who’s got the gif of god totally slamming the door on SMU?

The committee being sequestered in a lux hotel for the weekend and forced to watch the games is hysterical Some of them no doubt watching the first substantive minutes of college football all season.

I love these timeline twin thing. If you’re a Gen X’er like me, then when we were kids, the events of Gladiator II were as close as WWII is to our kids.

Apples AI is kinda bad. And this is me rooting for ND football - because prompts using the term “fighting Irish” are not allowed.