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dead-canary.bsky.social

The only acceptable way to perceive me is for your reflection to lock eyes with my reflection in the darkened windows of a train carriage

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think I have lost the ability to connect with other people does anyone know if there is like a bluetooth setting I should toggle or something

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

this should automatically happen when you’re tempted to look at a muted reply

submitted 14 days ago • 25 comments

going out of my fucking mind, does anyone need anything?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, let's outlive these ghouls ok? Let's witness their demise together

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

met a small creature who was having some big thoughts

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Have met a French person who I like and admire a lot, so unfortunately I will have to abandon one of my favourite hobbies, Making Fun of the French. Perhaps I am growing as a person though so there’s that. That could be a hobby.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

rolling up a 6 piece mcnugget box in my t-shirt like a pack of smokes

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

a nice thing we could do for ourselves as a society would be to make Musk’s name forever synonymous with cringy, pedestrian and entirely derivative attempts at humour, just a little self care for our weary collective psyche

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

losing the election and his own seat, simply couldn’t happen to a more deserving chap, see you never you soulless little potato

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone know if we've still got the fragile delineation between Man and Beast tomorrow

submitted 55 days ago • 9 comments

in case anyone ever needs to sext me this is what I’m into

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

submitted 56 days ago • 15 comments

about to have to actually do a thing that I committed to whilst in a much better state of mind, does anyone know if there are any non-stop all-thriller no-filler 8 week long calming meditation tracks

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

considering becoming fixated on the idea that seeing the new colour would fix everything that’s wrong with me and my life

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

bro you mistook gentleness of spirit for timidity of will again bro. bro you you mistook the succour of justice for the thrill of retribution. bro that fruit's gonna turn to ashes on your tongue i promise

submitted 484 days ago • 3 comments

if I was heading to Bethlehem I would simply stand up straight

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

The pie wanter has logged on

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Shout out to things that are abundantly clear. Shit ain't clear to me until the clarity is abundant and whatnot.

submitted 80 days ago • 11 comments

stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it 🙏

submitted 79 days ago • 102 comments