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Some cream would be a dream

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"Requesting to understand what they got done last week"

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This is what they did last time and the Next Trump was Trump again. And honestly I think the next one is likeliest to be Trump again

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Thinking abou Cookie Monster

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 42 days ago • 88 comments

So much of how these guys behave ties into the fact that they are miserable. After all, everyone on earth is miserable sometimes. But some go "It must be Them--They must be why I'm not laughing. They must be doing something to my smile". When the Something doesn't work they'll blame something else

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was having a bit of a freak out but then i looked at this image and a peaceful stillness washed over my soul... thank you gary

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

This is what I think in my head upon reading maybe fifty percent of the stupid opinions I see online

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

Imagine using this dude as a q tip. He'd like it too

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Jerry: what can I say! Her pheromones were bad George: bad pheromones? Jerry: bad pheromones! Simmons (new character I have made up): I like when a woman’s pheromones indicate high levels of daily stress

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The Onion is doing good work again but it's really not the golden age. Someone's gotta tighten the laces

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With 100% hit rate people who believe this about AI believe it because they are stupid and think they're smart. So when they see something stupid, it makes them feel smart

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This FUCKING Friday. This is This FUCKING Friday. Chat will control my thoughts and actions as I attempt to make Chili. Only on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse mother FUCKER

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I believe in beautiful things. I seek astonishment of heart. I feel the sound of rain inside my chest, under the bones. I'm a know-nothing shithead who acts on instinct, and I'm fearful, and I'm uneasy. I'm incomplete and struggling. And I chase astonishment of heart. I will scream and dance for it.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

watching the @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social stream and i'm instantly obsessed with this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jAf...

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HELOGUY3.BMF

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It's Psycho Week. I'm going to be completely fucking crazy

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lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 1481 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 10 days ago • 385 comments

now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

i laughed really hard at @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social's new character "Half-Life 2 guard getting oral" www.twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

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@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social Loved the subathon! It brought back so many memories!

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submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

It's bad day #900 to work in game dev, and you shouldn't hang your life on opportunities that don't exist, that's true. But! When I got hired, it was for a very competitive position and I had no experience. Someone recommended me based on streams I had done critiquing game sequels. (1/2)

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 25 days ago • 3793 comments

i keep forgetting to promote stuff i'm doing on here so: i'm gonna try to beat the orphan of kos tomorrow on my stream. which is twitch.tv/libtron. i'm starting at 12pm pacific, one new sub = one attempt. i've got a counter set up and i'll put gamer drinks in the gamer fridge

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

submitted 26 days ago • 1031 comments