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First time watch of Viva Las Vegas last night and I don't think I've ever seen a more celebrated movie be so absolutely confused about what it was doing. How does something go from Bye Bye Birdie to Death Race 2000 so quickly???

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What's that? You want to hear @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me talk about Nyad and The Novice? WE HAVE A PODCAST FOR THAT. Find The Feminine Critique wherever you do that ear thing.

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Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

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very late to the #SawX party, but what a fun ride and more importantly, how 'bout that Amanda wig coming in hot to dethrone Gale Weathers' Scream 3 bangs for worst 'do in horror history? Also: can I pull that look off?

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Ahoy! We've got a new episode of The Feminine Critique. @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I go nautical discussing our favorite boat movies. Expect much pumping and blowing. Have a listen wherever you do such things!

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Got excited by the white fluffy puppy approaching me on the beach only to discover it was a soccer ball. This is what I get for teasing friends about wearing thick glasses in seventh grade

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Delayed flight somewhat redeemed by the chance to use the extra time seeing Final Destination: Bloodlines. What a glorious, stupidly smart blast of a movie

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Ah, the glory of having "marketing" in your job description so that every other email you get includes "our AI-driven software..." and you can gleefully delete and mark spam all day long

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We have a new podcast episode! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social & I explore the world wide web with awesome antisocial computer genius ladies. It's THE NET and RED ROOMS. Raise your Gibson and join us at The Feminine Critique, wherever you do that podcast listening thing you do

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Friends! I'm extremely excited to be lending a hand editing issue 1 of this amazing queer horror zine. Submissions are open until 5.3, and I want to read YOUR STUFF! Pls share far and wide 💜

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just managed to drop a pen OVER the back of my shoulder, knock it farther in the air, & catch it with the same hand and I know you have no reason to believe me but it was the most impressive feat of physical agility I've shown since hopscotching over dog poop so tell me truth: are we in the matrix?

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I have what I call a lazy eyelash. It's a single top lash that my mascara can never seem to support, so it always swats at my eyeball but I think trimming it would lead to sharp pointy terror and plucking it might actually pop out the entire eyeball so what I'm saying is that I live in hell actually

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There's a lot to be annoyed at with how #WhiteLotus turned out, but realizing that Mike White ultimately gave Sam Rockwell way more to do than Leslie Bibb is way worse than bad blender hygiene

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The ShopRite cashier took one look at me and said, "I'll put your eggs in a separate bag for you." Note that I was doing all my own bagging, but this woman could clearly sense from my very being that I'm the kind of person who will obviously break eggs. Impressive work, that

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oh hey! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I have a new podcast episode! Find The Feminine Critique wherever you do such ear things to hear us talk about movies. So very many movies. Also why I think Severance is overrated. AND THEN MOVIES!

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I think my new drag name, which would summarize my look, shall be The First Pancake

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I thought my eyebrows had grown some gray hairs, but then realized, a few hours into my Monday, that it was actually just toothpaste. Not sure if I should be relieved about that?

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I dreamt last night that I was on a train with a zombie outbreak and I found my cat and she had what looked like a bite but might not have REALLY been a bite and in my heart I knew it WAS a bite but I still told my fellow survivors, "No,she's always had that scar," and this morning I feel no guilt

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The expression “like herding cats” is the biggest understatement in the entire world of similes

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I’m “ had to explain what a DVD is to the movers” years old today

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so Sean Baker waited till his THIRD speech to wish his mom a happy birthday? Father Lawrence would never #oscars

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Just in case we all couldn't hate Emilia Perez enough, the speech...

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I finally watched Gladiator II on a plane as I'm sure the Roman gods intended, and I just can't understand how nobody on that production stopped and said, "You know, there were four seasons of Spartacus that did this with better violence and way more sex"

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I answered tonight's Jeopardy! question about a band with "dragon" in its name as "They Might Be Dragons" with such an unreasonable amount of confidence that I really think the two bands I merged should just do the same

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I wish high concept, high production value shows like Severance and Westworld found their ideas as interesting as the audience does, and didn't use the setup as a way to just do mystery box shenanigans. Has anyone that works on Severance actually lived an office life? There's so much more to explore

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With Emilia Perez's self-immolation, I wondered if Wicked might sneak in the Best Picture win only to remember that 21 years ago, a scrappy low budget competitor stole the Tony with a campaign that suddenly feels a bit familiar...

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