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deadontheoutside.bsky.social

kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw

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If I were a dinosaur my name would be Nervous Rex

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

My dating profile

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

me: ugh those birds are making so much noise i wish they'd calm down bird person: those are crimson-nostriled pebblesnarfers and they're endangered

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

submitted 27 days ago • 20 comments

WIFE: meet our son hands me newborn baby ME: tearing up he’s such a fucking n00b

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

do not reply to my shitpost with "in all seriousness" i reject your seriousness

submitted 25 days ago • 54 comments

thanks for your spicy political treatise under my poem about depression

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

go-go gadget crippling depression

submitted 474 days ago • 4 comments

We all make mistakes. As long as yours don't involve a stolen speedboat, astronaut diapers, and the curse of an ancient goat mummy, you'll probably be ok.

submitted 465 days ago • 3 comments

me: hey how's it goin them: not much you me: that's nice them: i will me: you too

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

[loudly pretending to talk on the phone outside JOANN Fabrics] The doctor says I need a second penis reduction surgery

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

my idiot neighbor still has his christmas lights up lol (mine are still up too, but ironically)

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

Is the phone call coming from inside the house in the room with us right now wait what are you doing no please it's just an innocent meeting of two memes falling in love they have so much to live for aaagh

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 48 days ago • 212 comments

as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal

submitted 46 days ago • 52 comments

chewing hard for several minutes me: can't say i really care for clams, especially the consistency her: it helps if you shuck it first

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

them: there are no stupid questions us: how is babby formed?

submitted 430 days ago • 0 comments

idk dawg i think we just gotta keep making stranger and more fucked up art

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

i can't believe it's already 'find out'... i'm still writing 'fuck around' on all my checks

submitted 442 days ago • 3 comments

what I lack in intelligence I make up for with my selection of snacks

submitted 47 days ago • 20 comments

i keep a burglar under my bed in case a burglar breaks in i can be like oh no you're too late we're already being burgled

submitted 45 days ago • 24 comments

if you think i make too many billy joel references, you may be right

submitted 87 days ago • 3 comments

why do golfers wear polos and not tee-shirts

submitted 99 days ago • 6 comments

Is it normal for your therapist to point and laugh at you

submitted 47 days ago • 21 comments

your honor that crime was last year though

submitted 51 days ago • 6 comments

At a party STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

submitted 570 days ago • 8 comments

when an old person returns your call ... call that a boomerang

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.

submitted 54 days ago • 256 comments

i am not for everyone i am for like, five people and i apologize to them constantly

submitted 55 days ago • 20 comments

welcome to self-cloning club... first of all, make yourselves at home

submitted 86 days ago • 14 comments

welcome to anejaculation club first of all, i see a lot of people couldn't come

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

Mrs. Claus: Where are you right now? Santa: Uh, Moscow? Mrs. Claus: Really? Becuase the NORAD Santa Tracker says you've been at a titty bar in New Jersey for 4 hours.

submitted 79 days ago • 12 comments

i’m under ur christmas tree rn , eating ur presents

submitted 59 days ago • 117 comments

space jesus is going to swoop in and purify you with his saviour sauce

submitted 60 days ago • 9 comments

merry crisis to all who celebrate

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

[christmas morning] kids: crying me [in a stunning christmas sweater]: i said you'd love my christmas PRESENCE. i never said i was giving anyone gifts... and neither of you has said a single word about my sweater.