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just fyi don’t bother asking the IVF doctor if they can make it so the baby can rap

the banning of feederism content on tumblr is a warning sign of how anti-kink rhetoric works. This can snowball into far worse things if not fought against. The conflation of kinks with their extremes, not showing that most people express their kinks responsibly is disgusting.

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

the only way kidnapping and illegally detaining lawful permanent residents (or citizens!) in foreign concentration camps "plays out" is we all live our lives under fascism or the fascists are jailed and many of them executed. that's it. read a fuckin book.

BREAKING: Economic Advisor Hassett has said: there was no insider trading at the White House. Meanwhile, here are some unusual tariff trades nearly perfectly timing the news:

I'm completely serious when I draw the comparison of Trump thinking he can win a world war on trade to Hitler thinking he could win an actual war against the world

considering getting a smaller, otherwise identical chair to put next to my desk chair so my cat will stop bothering me for the desk chair I need to sit in to work for money I need to buy her food

If it weren't for the tariffs, this would be one of the biggest stories right now.

potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

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Pfft what could go wrong with basing our economy around a casino? It's not like anyone's ever gone bankrupt running one

Incredibly dumb, hilarious day. Taught a guy about the call spread math in the morning, hope to hell he didn't use any of it

No you're not gonna pay 10%. Listen to what I'm saying. You impose 25% and you let it get to half,

Owned as hard as it's possible to be owned, dear lord

Me to the robot girls when we start doing the Butlerian Jihad

As an American, let me say: do not come here. Don’t come here for school, don’t come here for work, if you have engagements scheduled, see if you can do them virtually. They can and will take anyone they feel like and throw them into a possibly inescapable prison. Protect yourselves, don’t come.

they're so obviously just building Russia 2.0, a brutal oligarch controlled mafia state pretending to be a government, replete with its little racist fake journalist earlobe nibblers

Is he a blue collar worker or is he unemployed? The throughline for all of this is that they direct the anger response to their problems not at the capitalists moving their jobs to Mexico, but to grown up theater kids in America

“McDonalds workers in Denmark make more than Honda workers in Alabama” is such a key point. It’s the institutions, stupid.

Happy Doomsday Anniversary everyone

"If Treasuries are falling in price, as well as equities, then there is no safe hiding place and the panic becomes comprehensive. It is like a mega bank run on the entire financial system." adamtooze.substack.com/p/chartbook-...

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

Trump loves to save the public from a crisis he caused but also hates showing weakness but also loves to make a deal but also loves to inflict pain, you can imagine the emotional tumult this is causing, my heart aches for him

Headline was a fake misquote that moved $4 trillion dollars in the market, they're calling this the funniest day in stock market history folks

It's great that the American protests today are populated with a lot of people who normally wouldn't protest or be that politically active, but if this becomes an actual movement, they're going to have to get over their "respect for law enforcement" real fast.

Art by • Gerald Brom

I don’t really give a shit about the aesthetics of protesting, I’m just glad people are pissed off

(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...