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Actually just another Jeffrey who studies library and information sciences. Esteemed guardian of Walter E. Nygma Books, Animation, Hockey, Baseball, Huskies Football, and F1 Enjoyer. Did war stuff once.
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Is it "unprofessional" to react to a teams message about a literal shit test for colorectal cancer screenings with the poo emoji?

Surcharges are getting ridiculous

"Nooorrrrmm!" 😭

Also, the wrong Kennedy Jr. died in a plane crash.

Yes, hello, may I have one Edmonton v. Carolina Stanley Cup final and a medium chocolate shake, please?

Ever raw dogged a trip to Costco? No phone, no music/podcasts, just Costco vibes and the overwhelming urge to sprint headfirst into the freezer full of Detroit style pizza?

Imagine the fundraising email Villanova is sending out today

I would pre-order a Switch 2 right this very moment if the powers that be announced a new installment of F-Zero and ended the drought.

Guess who just earned some serious Alaska miles at the veterinary clinic today?

/b/ and the rest of 4chan may be dead which actually isn't necessarily an all-bad thing

Pumpkin Palpatine would've wanted to deport John Brown, and that makes me chuckle a little bit because John Brown would've shot him in the fucking face before he could even try

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

It's 2025, do you know who owns and pays your news outlets?

Woof.

I'm just saying this as a guy who had to square off against news crews who were trying to insert themselves and cameras into mission briefings in an active warzone, but Jeffrey Goldberg is displaying some world class integrity right now. World class.

Huh? WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/w...

If you're reading and believing Gateway Pundit articles, you're just straight up plum fucking stupid. You honestly might as well believe every Onion article or a grown adult's case for the tooth fairy.

Happy Vernal Equinox to all who celebrate

This dude really wants to make sure our country is wrapped up in a war which he, and potentially tens of thousands of Americans, won't be alive to witness the end of.

Somebody check on Helmut Marko, dude's at an escalated risk of having a stroke right now #AustralianGP #F1 #RB #VCARacingBulls

I'm perfectly happy to chip in $20 a year for this

#DeportElon

MAGA wanted a unitary executive and all we became was a lousy Russian puppet state

If we wanna talk about government waste, that little turd and his master are going to piss away so many tax dollars escaping from the reality they crafted each weekend. Every weekend Pumpkin Palpatine spends at his shitty golf course residence costs John, Jane & Ash Q. Public over $3 million a pop.

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

Props to Joshua Harris for this-- which incl killing the book (well, "when stock is depleted") & 2 follow-ups as well as the public confession/apology & appearing in a film talking to those hurt by his work. He coulda kept quiet, cashed $, continued harming--but he chose integrity & care instead.

I didn't have No Motiv releasing new music on my 2025 bingo card, but it's a welcome surprise

2 fucking headlines right next to each other

Canada has an opportunity to make Pumpkin Palpatine feel the same way his beloved master Vlad did at the 2014 Olympics tonight. #AllezCanada

Pick up your dog's shit or don't own a dog. It's what you signed up for.