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That McDonald's Minecraft dip tastes like the smell of jigsawing plywood. Bogging.

Pleasant evening with Father John Misty at the Royal Albert Hall last night. More than happy to contribute to the burly Irish man collecting for the venue outside. 'Up the RAH' indeed, my friend.

Problem with O2 Apollo being on a slope is that all the fanny batter is going to gush downhill. It's going to be like Cyclone on I'm A Celebrity getting out of here.

X is Twitter for cunts, and LinkedIn is Twitter for twats. I haven't worked out what this is. Trying-too-hard-to-be-nice Twitter?

Wife in a mood with me because I pretended to shit a Malteaser on the floor and then ate it in front of the children. Women truly are inscrutable creatures.

Not sure whether to go to Universal Studios theme park in Orlando or Los Angeles, or just wait for the one in Bedford.

@funambulism.com Have you played this Blue Prince game? I'm looking for the opinion of a more... normal person. Not Schreier and Donlan. You're also not normal tbf, but having met you I feel I can calibrate better.

I don't keep track of pension stuff at all. I noticed that my Lloyds app was showing one Scottish Widows pension there. I had the bright idea to move them all there so I could see it as one number. Woo! That number has reduced by 15% in the past couple of weeks 👍🏻

One downside of having daughters is that you can't compare night time erection data like a normal father and son.

Mario Galaxy 3 or I self harm, I'm serious

The CoLab has officially launched! 🎊 We’re a new indie publisher focused on doing things differently - supporting devs, championing creativity, and building a kinder industry. 💖 Let’s change games for the better! 👾 🌐 www.thecolabgames.com/news/new-ind... #IndieGames #GameDev #TheCoLab

Simply no need for the sweaty version of Creep at 1530 in the afternoon. Disgrace, leaving.

@mrjfirth.bsky.social This relates the Toxic Town part of your message. Fun local drama we can all enjoy.

Absolute fannies for taking the lower lot of bricks out. Shortcut denied 😩

The "antithesis of everything the bear stands for". Jesus fucking Christ England, GROW UP

This Ram Man looks like he's just put the suit back on and realised his arse is still itchy

Monday

I built a Playstacean!

We used to make Nintendo Official Magazine here, twenty years ago. Looks pretty fucked now.

I love it when Royal Mail emails me to tell me a parcel has been delivered, like I've suffered a brain injury since taking it off the postman at the door two minutes ago 😍

I get JFK mixed up with OJ. Which one's wife got all blood and shit all over her?

Still on Reignbreaker: here's a playlist of songs that got referenced in the game's achievements: open.spotify.com/playlist/6E1...

Proof:

The title track to the latest game I worked on, Reignbreaker, got played on the Radio 1 Rock Show last night. That, to me, is absolutely mind-blowing. I don't give a fuck about IGN or whatever, but THAT is cool.

Acts I have seen live this month so far, ranked: 1. Jack White 2. Bear Vs Shark 3. Other Half 4. Nordic Giants [wide margin] 5. This Will Just Bore You 6. Black Mekon