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Started a new dynasty in college football as my Alma mater #RollDamnFirebirds

YES BOY!!!!!!

There is some bouncer somewhere who had more courage dealing with these DOGE fucks than the dems.

Man Who Spent 40 Minutes Talking About Steely Dan on First Date Confident It Went Great thehardtimes.net/music/man-wh...

they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

instead of having 14 children i would pour all my time and resources into one extremely large child

Calling the drunk guy from my college who would rip down exit signs with the Bat Signal

all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood

Can't wait until someone in Trump's circle ends a speech with "I am a Nazi. Heil Hitler" and the media is all "our experts weigh in on these cryptic comments after the break."

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show. The resulting video: 12 minutes of extremely good dogs 132 dogs pet 5 face licks 2 belly rubs Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times youtu.be/nOzLZH29wFc?...

Its gonna be Sidney Crosby

Going to take the one time I can say this without feeling dirty. Dylan Larkin I love you.

"Computer, generate Rap Star Luc Longley with seasonal affective disorder"

My toddler to every stranger that walks by us at a restaurant

Ah Drunk Uncle is a nazi

It was this moment he knew he was sending her to the crooked home he saw on 60 minutes

how is this from 2022

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

We need a BIG guy to build out a BIG government

This is the "I'm totally not on drugs" fit.

And here are my Honey B Lovely pics! It was the first cosplay where I made everything on it and I am so so proud with how it turned out. It was a first attempt and I'm still working on improving it to the best I can! #cosplay #FFXIV #HoneyBLovely

IS EVERYONE HAVING A GOOD TIME ? . . . . >wipe #honeyblovely #gesugao #dawntrail #FFXIV

no hard feelings if I kill ya? #ffxiv #honeyblovely #fanart

I love... Honey B Lovely #ffxiv #ffxivart #ffxivhoneyblovely #honeyblovely

miss honey i luv you #honeyblovely #ffxiv #dawntrail

* You are powerless against your undying affection for Honey B. Lovely * #ffxiv #dawntrail #honeyblovely #sketch #sage #doodle

Class war against poor, disabled, and working people being waged by the world’s richest man.

Vivian Wilson came out to her dad in 2020 and now I have to watch the shadow president call an astronaut slurs.

Fuck. Wemby is done for the season.