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man who did not die death_of_speedy on discord providence rhode island
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so "elevation" the anthony mackie film is punishing garbage but the goofy italian stuck in an elevator during a zombie outbreak movie "the end?" was surprisingly nuanced and human and a lot better than the other zombie vs elevator movie i saw a few months back

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my hatred of balloons has never abated and it's down to my absolute disdain for frivolity

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sexy ways to ask a toxic question

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it's 2025 the number of murals required for some of that ass has never been higher cries for your female to do something, anything, all go unheard

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i sincerely doubt i will ever learn a programming language so i'm just tossing my skips on here

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my 001 proposal is the scientific method which is actually a spell locking in the veil through successful repetition on a mass scale implemented after the last occult war

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i kinda want to do an scp where the works of jane austen ("a known thaumaturgist and member of the serpent's hand") are all anomalies she imbued with a cognitohazard where anyone who reads one is compelled to write their own thinly-veiled version of said book

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walking into work at meta with my head in a replica magneto helmet i got off temu

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My de-creation of Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio in Kid Pix Studio using a mouse

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it's like when i reconnected with a friend from whom i'd been estranged for like 8 years i reached out and over coffee they say they're "so tired of progressivism" after breaking up with a democratic socialist and while i'm sympathetic progressivism keeps me alive it's not a lifestyle

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it's been grimly fascinating to watch my therapist and psychiatrist each sliding into sharing my viewpoint this year i think my psychiatrist's a fairly conservative christian and my therapist's a hopeless dumb ass politically but you can't watch what's happening and not see evil if you care about me

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not really selling the speedy is fine he just took some time off narrative

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I feel so thinned so unsubstantial i doubt i would smother a campfire if you threw me on it

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my jokes don't land and my flesh is marred by age

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my doctor told me to stop reading the news and bumped my buspirone third month in a row. everything is broken everything feels clawed and full of teeth

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sometimes when things feel hopeless and my whole body hums with depressive psychosis and anxiety i imagine the miniature old couple from mulholland drive exiting my phone monstrously celebrating my downfall so i deactivate my socials and force myself to sleep at 5 in the afternoon

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god damn it old man i am so tired of you www.nme.com/news/music/n...

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i've become preoccupied with taking some weird medication and just showing up at things with my hair back and outright refusing to acknowledge it "ah, best not to go there" they'll say, the people who i let see me again after defeating baldness with painful erectile dysfunction probably

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(1/4) Recent layoffs of federal workers has a disproportionate impact on Native Americans, but is receiving almost no media attention. In Indian Health Services, which provides healthcare to 2.8 mil NAs, 2,200 people were laid off, including 1,400 who provide direct patient care.

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The Puppygirl Hacker Polycule has struck a blow for justice

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i fear it appears my closely guarded secret of being born in 1875 may have exposed by the doge boys

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Pry my antidepressants out of my clenched hysterical hands you absolute clown

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