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deathoftheparty.bsky.social
Former baby, future corpse.
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Do I dare watch the Robbie Williams monkey thing

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

How the fuck is it a price cap if you can just keep increasing it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Babies are so dumb they try to use magazines like ipads. Yeah all 72 pages of that issue of Time are touch screens. It cost $36,000. Idiot.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Gulf Of Your Mum

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I have a date in Cardiff and have just realised it's a rugby day. I've truly fucked up, haven't I.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

DO YA ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 13 days ago • 500 comments

A 13 hour drinking session hasn't killed me. Nothing can kill me. Except possibly Godzilla. I must fight him.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hang on a fucking minute

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Go rugby

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Everything I know about Ronnie Radkes, I know without my consent.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My coming work week will either result in legendary celebratory beers, or me throwing myself off a bridge and there is no in-between.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Question: What is the worst band with a number in the name? And also the word ‘maroon.’

submitted 34 days ago • 283 comments

Rumours swirling that Daryl is, once again, drinking black Russians in the bath to get over his week

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I'm at work, where there are zero pints.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I love me some Tiny Rebel

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Not having a lot of luck on the ol' dating apps these days. Unsure if it's entirely down to having a face like a bag of smashed assholes.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

No, *you're* in bed early because Monday gave you a headache

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Update: some of them don't believe in water now

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing

submitted 48 days ago • 58 comments

I fear I may be down with the sickness

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Bier Deluxe is great, fight me (in the bath)

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

Hogan absolutely getting his tits booed off has made my week

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Doing Wet January.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Rusk is that anything?

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Saw Nosferatu and can confirm that he hangs dong

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes

submitted 58 days ago • 804 comments

We can all just stay home and watching wrestling on Netflix now lads, January's gonna be alright

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going to stay indoors and eat a curry tonight happy new year

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

sneaking a full meatball sub into nosferatu

submitted 62 days ago • 17 comments

It was fucking shit by the way

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to watch the Megan Fox sex robot movie.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Who up rumpupumin they pum

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

It is crimmus presents now pls thx

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

submitted 67 days ago • 248 comments