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I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉
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AT LAST I can share some news I've been dying to shout out for months My book has been optioned for film by a major production company and film studio (This doesn't mean it's definitely going to be made, just that they want the rights to do it) Mind blown 🤯

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

I'm doing an online event on Saturday at 7pm Tickets are £5 and it all goes to raise funds for the libraries in Suffolk It'll be me chatting about the book and maybe doing a reading from it as well Log on and ask me a question! suffolklibraries.co.uk/events/events/…

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Forgotten that it's Valentine's Day in two days' time? Think it's bollocks but your other half wants a pressie? Can't be arsed to go to the shop? Want to spend less than a tenner? Well I have the answer... amzn.eu/d/ipvgyEP

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

I’m really excited that my celebrity special of ‘Love Bombed’ with Vicky Pattison has landed on BBC Sounds We had a lot of fun and the oh-so-real Elon Musk replied to me while we were recording 😂 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a sad day when Sir Paul McCartney doesn’t recognise any of his own songs 😔

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

Yesterday was a rollercoaster of a day 1) A scam expert informs me that my IP address has been leaked on the dark web 😧 2) She says she can help me ☺️ 3) She won’t accept my payment currency 😔 LIFE WHY DO YOU THROW ME THESE DAMN CURVEBALLS?!!

submitted 28 days ago • 23 comments

Today marks one year since my book was published The last 12 months have been truly magical and I still can’t get my head around how popular it’s been and the journey I’ve been on And if you haven’t read it, rectify that straight away you weirdo amzn.eu/d/4jwZww0

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Ok we’ve all looked at these images and thought ‘hmmm not convincing’ but that does not mean we get to judge the victim or that national newspapers can write headlines with ‘ridiculous’ in the title She is now under psychiatric care following suicide attempts THIS is the impact of romance fraud

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

What could be more romantic a few days ahead of Valentine's Day than a presentation about romance fraud in Birmingham? I'll be talking about the evolution of romance fraud and my own experiences of domestic abuse to demonstrate the power of coercive control www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-realit...

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

I thought I’d join the craze of asking GROK, Twitter’s AI function, to draw me as an animal What. The. Actual. Fuck… 🐧😂

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

2025 is off to a flying start with a message from long-term sex pest Greg As usual, our communication wasn’t great and led to some misunderstandings I’m going to try and be better this year 🤞

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

I’m sorry to see the end of 2024 as it was the best year of my life - my first book went down really well, I had some mind blowing publicity and met some truly wonderful people Thank you to everyone who followed me, bought the book and supported my new start ❤️ Here’s to 2025 🥂 amzn.eu/d/gfTxTju

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Just saw this chap in Tesco It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon

submitted 66 days ago • 32 comments

Some might think if you’re 46 and don’t have kids, that Christmas isn’t as exciting as it is for other people. Well that is absolute bullshit. I just bought a hole punch for £1.50 and I am genuinely thrilled about it! 🎉

submitted 69 days ago • 18 comments

Discussing Christmas libations with a sex pest…

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

Apparently there hasn’t been any spike in my book sales before Christmas, which has made me very sad as I think it would make a cracking pressie 😔 If you haven’t done so already, please pick up a copy at Amazon, Waterstones or independent book shops amzn.eu/d/dcnqujB

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Charity online book event where you can buy a ticket for a fiver and tune into, well, me… All money goes to support Suffolk libraries 📚 www.suffolklibraries.co.uk/resources/on...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments