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notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
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live, love lesbians

“Haha I’m still young” I say as I do shots of Ensure

motivational, self-esteem building

no reason, why

that weird bump on your dick (genital warts) has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

sometimes I'm crabby

i saw another bunny

stealth butt

dear other countries, we know... we're not all like those dipshits. some of us are boiling mad. we are kind and thoughtful and intelligent and aggravated. just know. we are small but we are mighty. and we're really fucking smart. love, debbshock

yo what up nerds (positive)

somehow I don't think with Kamala or Obama we'd be looking at our own possible death scenario, like being real this year. only with this fucking schmuck

if Iran bombs us or anybody else (coughcoughRussia), we're not going to know about it in advance. we'll be at work or on the toilet or asleep and BLAM. get with your shit and enjoy the fuck out of your fucking life ❤️

what it's like hanging out with me

the temp outside:

temperature here today

if you had any idea how many people coal and oil companies, trump and elon's companies have really killed, air pollution, land poisoning, toxic dumping in the ocean, companies kill hundreds of thousands of people with a signature, you'd literally have a heart attack. they whitewash it well.

in Philly i feel like the humidity is the evaporated sweat of a zillion people. gross. people are pissed off. traffic is awful if your a/c is down but advantage: your insults go right into their window!

as much as i bitch and moan about heat, climate change is gonna bring a whole lot more, 130° will not be unusual, and eventual literal burn up. nobody's bunker will save them. i do hate sweating though

this is just propaganda from Big Sun. fuck the sun. too hot death rays

the sun is sweating

oh my. somewhat hot outside

Captain's log stardate 062325: the air is thick and wet. disgusting. the floor is like lava. a planet yelled at me as we passed. it's hot. no one's in the mood for my shit

humidity: gaseous water molecules suspended in air, but with extremely angry eyebrows

it's so hot the grass is screaming