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just for the record, if you're in recovery, struggling or not, hi !! 18 years here and these nerds on bluesky have helped me every day without even knowing it, shitposters here are the best. love every single one (this means you nerd)

we could use a Sharknado right about now i'm just sayin

anybody remember favrd? holy fuck I'm decrepit

everybody has an "old twitter" in their heart and none of them were the same time frame

i just know that the world blows and it began when SciFi changed to Syfy

there is something about coffee and a couch and Sunday and a book and I'm like this festering bubbly pit of fun evil (shitpost)

yo. this means you

sittin on the dock of the bay

join bluesky, we all got 99 problems but Elon ain't one

coffee coffee light me up coffee love you in my cup coffee boost my will to live please my brain is just a sieve give me all the lightning bolts want to feel the sparks & jolts feeling it lighting up my head I'll love you until I'm dead coffee I know you love me 14th time I've had to pee

coffee: delicious blankets: comfy bed head: outrageous

when you figure that even someone who has been on bluesky 5 minutes will make friends here just posting pictures of their dopey cat Zelda being silly, it makes the incel argumentative people even more crap

perhaps cats are insufferable because it was prophesied long ago by an Elder Cat that humans would worship images of cats on their phones and so they know they are our gods

cats just see a human with a smartphone and they know whatever they can knock over will be on 300,000 phones in the next 5 minutes

cats are the Kardashians of the animal kingdom.

this dude has his MD from Rand Paul University

a taser that delivers stunnilingus

this is not my first rodeo. not even my second rodeo, but a secret third rodeo

filled with the ennui

fucking surgery Monday. GAHHH