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I like all animals but only some people. Probably you. Not sure yet. My interests are humor, art, photography, history, animals, birds,books,trivia. Not necessarily in that order
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I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

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“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”

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“He’s behind me, isn’t he.” “Yep.” “Is he making that stupid face?” “Yep.”

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"Morning, Jim!" "Hey, Tom."

submitted 17 days ago • 285 comments

this is like the time i got a new label maker

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Me at work when they're looking for people to do overtime.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Not sure how to end this chapter. 📸 aliceontheissue

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Can I trust this guy with my bags? 📸 Hood75Jj

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

Legendary Hawaiian singer Don Ho had a lesser known sister named Heidi. Heidi Ho.

submitted 25 days ago • 47 comments

I really enjoy seeing cats used as “for scale” props.

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

McGovern: "You are literally taking food off kids' plates to buy Elon Musk another yacht. I guess he's getting a good return on his campaign donations ... this is not policy. This is theft."

submitted 29 days ago • 99 comments

"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim."

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

“Hello, fellow chickens.” “Nice try, narc.”

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

He’s walked under a ladder Told his wife to calm down Saw a face in the sewer And talked to the clown He once finished a meal And swam right away He once met Chuck Norris And pointed out the toupee He’s taken expired Advil And torn tags from a bed He’s

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

submitted 33 days ago • 86 comments

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.

submitted 31 days ago • 35 comments

My wife said I am pretty. Well the whole sentence was “you’re pretty annoying “ but I’m focusing on the positive.

submitted 30 days ago • 70 comments

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe.

submitted 30 days ago • 85 comments

Someone is looking extra pretty today 🥰

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

Tina is back in stock in the USA. Really messed up our launch as sold out in 2 days. You can order anywhere in the world now again… lnk.to/TinaTheDogWh... Every penny I make goes to helping dogs. 🙏 for the number 1 spot

submitted 29 days ago • 46 comments

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

submitted 46 days ago • 31 comments

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer

submitted 46 days ago • 33 comments

Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown

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“I figured out who the killer is. I could go to the police, but instead I’ll confront the killer alone in an isolated place without telling anyone where I am.” -TV show characters

submitted 50 days ago • 16 comments

Drennon Davis and one of his four Business Cats… 💙💙💙

submitted 56 days ago • 13 comments

Working Class Hero Pastels #portraiture #art #realism #pastels #portrait #drawing

submitted 56 days ago • 8 comments

try telling it some knock knock jokes

submitted 57 days ago • 25 comments

New collar… who dis?!?!? 😍💜 Sweet baby still has zero apps. Please consider reposting 💜 www.luckypuprescuesc.com #sterling #fosterpup #AdoptDontShop

submitted 58 days ago • 13 comments

50/50 Self Portrait Pastels on UART Paper #art #selfportrait #portraiture #pastels #drawing

submitted 59 days ago • 15 comments

seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know

submitted 61 days ago • 78 comments

Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.

submitted 188 days ago • 82 comments

Do you think Not-So-Plain-Jayne is dreaming about being an Olympic high diver? 🏅 Look at that perfect tuck form - paws in, chin down, absolute concentration. She’s mid-spin in the feline finals, about to score a perfect 10 from the judges. Or maybe she's just dreaming about shrimp. 🍤 Hard to say.

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

🤔

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