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Chicago pinko bullshit and Arsenal FC. So sue me. Librarian/Father/Husband/Son/Uncle/Nephew/Brother/Cousin/Uncle/Step-Brother/Uncle/Nephew/Uncle/Librarian/Uncle Bluesky Elder/respect me
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I’d have to vote for Trump’s third term if he did the cancer gun on Elon Musk.

My advice to the Graduating class of 2025: you’ve already done more than most people. Phone it in from here on in. Coast through the rest of your life.

WelcomeFest update: WelcomeFest co-founder Liam Kerr is wearing a West Virginia University football jersey that is customized with Joe Manchin's name on the back

I hope he said this in his best Colonel Klink impression voice:

This piece of shit should not be able to eat a dinner out without at least a dozen people shouting at him for being a fucking stupid loser until he cries.

The goal of youth sport parenting should be to keep your kid enjoying and engaged in the game for as long as you can so they don't end up as big of a piece of shit as you are.

i really do not see how it's difficult to choose between this guy and a guy who lied to congress about how many people died of covid in nursing homes under his watch and has been repeatedly accused of sexual harassment.

Finalized the roster for an 18 dude U13 Soccer club team today, motherfuckers. What the fuck have you done?

Who is the Matt "Stupid Motherfucker" Yglesias of the left?

Hear me out, I think I've come up with a solution to the Democratic Party's electoral issues:

Yeah, I'm the guy that microwaved the roasted radishes and turnips in the break room. YEAH, it smells like hot trash. What the fuck are you going to do about it? I'M YOUR BOSS, MOTHERFUCKER.

Be cool if someone smashed J*sh Barr*'s face in.

Breaking Arsenal Transfer News: some bullshit I made up, and more of the same made up bullshit. #Arsenal #TransferNews #HereWeGo #PremierLeague

Only legitimate use case for AI: eating shit and sucking my ass.

you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine

Chill the fuck out, Dee.

After 17 years, 2 months and 21 days of employment, the administration of my workplace has decided we should wear name tags. Should/When should I kill myself?

“Bro I’m literally chortling to myself” is the new “I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing.”

the lesser known ninth brother, pussy ramone

Time for a rebrand, Illinois Cobstruction & Environmental Consulting Inc. #chingalamigra

When in Rome.

How about you MOTHERFUCKERS that wrap every fucking bag in plastic?

I'm the Curtis Yarvin of the left (ugly weird moron).

Please @arsenalvisionpodcast.com this summer is going to be long enough without the crazy mispronunciation youtu.be/CbvSJuDkmic?...

Having the worst dick in the Trump administration is an impressive feat.

It's Friday, I'm about to do so much ketamine I'll never piss right again.