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🌈⚧️ ⃝⃤ | she/her - 5.31.19 | Demi/Pan Puppy💜 Tomboi who likes cars, coffee, n adventures! ✨Born to howl, forced to scowl.✨ 📍PNW raised. stuck in Indy. Take action and fix your shit! https://charm.li/
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holy FUCK

W-whoooa... Soda caffiene hit different @.@

True love is sharing your fetish of medieval weapons with each other~ 🥰💜

Kid in stunner shade (no expression), walks in to this taco bell (door slams behind him), grabs a huge handful of sauces and walks out (still no expression, door slamming behind him). No one notices the heist of a life time.

That moment your two bites in to lunch and your start feeling nauseous from how hungry you are

More then half the taco bell menu is above $5. We're so fucked.

OMG DO I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED OnO

Mimosa genuinely sounds fucking incredible right now

Timeline cleanse

Otter mom and baby otter timeline cleanse. Stay safe friends.

Puppy big tired.. ;3;

BIG NEWS YALL

this is the energy I bring to my Mobile Property Devaluation Unit every day

It's #WerewolfWednesday and I've got a treat - a commission for @paintyourdragon.bsky.social

"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"

Attention Therians:

the elites don't want you to know this but the keys for TSA-compliant luggage locks can all be bought on amazon and there's only like 5 or 6 different keys

Holy shit.. Its Thursday captian.

Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this incredible thread of strangeness and wonder.

Day 2 of posting pizza bird tank tops until someone buys one. 🍕🐦‍⬛🗓️

This is hotrodding 😘✨👌

Yknow, the weather is pretty nice when your kicking back on a break and enjoying the cool breeze under a shady tree~