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Do you want... cats? Do you live near... NY? I know for a fact that these two cats... are cats. www.petfinder.com/cat/goldie-a...

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

I now have an 8bitdo keyboard with giant NES buttons, one of which opens up this video and starts playing THIS whenever I hit it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6v...

submitted 262 days ago • 1 comment

I told you it was going to be a bad idea.

submitted 305 days ago • 2 comments

I am almost ready to begin uploading videos for a foolishly ambitious and ridiculous concept of videogaming insanity. Just need to get the 10th part started to confirm everything works well. I will rue the day I started it. It will accrue triple digit views over the next 10 years.

submitted 307 days ago • 1 comment

We have a lot of nostalgia for arcades, but if you try to play one machine at one arcade repeatedly over a matter of weeks, you will quickly realize why arcades are not a viable business model and why home videogames are superior in almost every way.

submitted 352 days ago • 1 comment

Other than Gauntlet Legends/Dark Legacy, what arcade games feature progress saving mechanisms! Please let me know! Respond with the game, the type of saving (network, onboard, card, etc.), whether or not it's in English, and whether or not the saving option is readily available.

submitted 356 days ago • 2 comments

Good news everyone: No Rules! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1N...

submitted 360 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid. Even though Toys R Us is effectively gone. Every grownup I've ever met is a soulblighted chuckster and I want no part of that garbage. I'll keep playing my videogames and Beyblades, thanks.

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

I just heard some selections from the P3R soundtrack. Merry Pirate FES Day to everyone!

submitted 386 days ago • 0 comments

I Think You Should Levemete

submitted 400 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop remaking Donkey Kong 94. It was perfect the first time. You don't need to remake it again, ever. You don't need to remake the remake.

submitted 411 days ago • 0 comments

What if Sokobon but Depression?

submitted 430 days ago • 0 comments

Gordy's Home!

submitted 432 days ago • 0 comments

Allow me to set the record straight: I don't have a business degree.

submitted 449 days ago • 0 comments

Everybubble is the anti-fun equation. Just the worst level design I've ever seen in a Bust A Move game. And whoever's working at Zuntata now is BAD AT MUSIC.

submitted 501 days ago • 1 comment

It's a good November for games. Cobalt Core and KarmaZoo. I'm really lookin forward to it.

submitted 501 days ago • 2 comments

I'm going to play the Wadi game Chula and get stuck on Shap 5.

submitted 509 days ago • 1 comment

There are a lot of cats being named Moopsy now.

submitted 509 days ago • 1 comment

Also starring Ed Beefit as "The Gorch"

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

I'm on those Multiworld Mulligans.

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

I am playing Megaman X Dive Offline and some of these levels are insane. They're definitely Megaman X levels. I want to know how people played this on a phone. I want to know why anyone would ever play this on a phone. Holy hell.

submitted 541 days ago • 1 comment

Reading the names of other people indicted with Trump like

submitted 560 days ago • 16 comments

I saw Barbie. It was a very good movie. I didn't know anything about it going in. It was a very good movie. I was not prepared for it. I am in a weird headspace now.

submitted 566 days ago • 1 comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buVRVxl1QfY oh.

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89neINQmX4

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever made a deathtrap, I would make people listen to "You Are Dead" from Total Distortion as it killed them. I would make them listen to the entire song. I would have to time the deathtrap kind of carefully.

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

All I want is to convince people to read Snow Crash. And here is the thread where I will try to convince you to do it. Where is my thread emoji icon. Gosh darnit

submitted 579 days ago • 2 comments

I don't want to go to the office two days a week if I can do my entire job remote. My entire team is remote. Anyone who wants to talk to me in the office is actually an enemy and if I am physically near them it could be bad for us both.

submitted 579 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe it's just me, but if you rename something with GREAT search engine optimization to a single letter, you're no longer going to have great search engine optimization. What a fool. I don't call silly people clowns anymore, it's an insult to clowns. Clowns are deliberate.

submitted 582 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, I saw the live action One Piece trailer. Hey, folks? Don't. It's fine I guess. But if you aren't already invested in One Piece, well, that's not the way to get into it. Also don't get into it, it's like 1100 episodes and the pacing's not good. Dragon Ball Z was faster.

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

Oh god, here we go again.

submitted 585 days ago • 1 comment