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Rim Job Machine Rock est 2016 Decentnews.bandcamp.com https://open.spotify.com/artist/25d1l8Nle2nHekQJOLxEjd?si=kntVw7S7QxeBSFQU7NEQ4Q
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"i was born in the wrong decade" not me, i was born to eat vegan spam and broadcast my every waking thought to the gay people in my phone

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Lol this dude is literally just Eugene from Hey Arnold

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes? Fuck ALL the way off.

submitted 3 days ago • 721 comments

Good thing he's getting out just in time, months after completely ruining his reputation

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation

submitted 4 days ago • 75 comments

So let me see if I'm understanding this. The Pope made a pilgrimage to talk to JD Vance about not being a piece of shit, On EASTER, and then he dissolved into a fucking Force Ghost?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they always suck at naming shit. They might as well have just named the chat "Codename | Kids Next Door"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Egg

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Big score, hell yeah dude

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Can confirm, I'm from the future. In 2070, the IRS no longer let's you file as single, married or head of household. They only let you file as Bi-sexual and Haiti has become the capital of Earth. AMA

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why the fuck is Katy Perry going to space? I just want to go to the dentist

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Qui transtulit sustinet

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sanders: We’ve got a president of the United States who— Crowd: Boooo Sanders: I agree

submitted 12 days ago • 216 comments

Fuck this desk. Welcome to the Opium Den

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments