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why does that rizzler thing always draw imaginary lines over his chins with his fingers

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📢 “He’s trying to steal Medicaid to enrich himself. He’s gutting NASA to line his pockets with SpaceX. He’s looting everything good in America for private profit.” - @aoc.bsky.social at today’s #SaveOurServices NYC rally. The fight isn’t over. Join us: go.savepublicservices.com

submitted 3 days ago • 571 comments

jennifer garner giving up acting to be a full time shill for a shitty sub prime credit card company isn’t a big deal except the ads fucking suck and they’re everywhere

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the menu is great but casting directors need to get over anya taylor. big eyes does not a great actor make

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

its insane there’s anybody still puzzling over the state of the democrats like its some unsolvable mystery. when you nominate unlikable centrist women for president, you lose. thats it

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

the cave diver shit is stupid and unfunny

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

literally a major, significant reason trump ever got elected is because he does NOT talk like politicians. the democratic leader's way to combat him after he's gained power is to.... talk more like politicians than ever before

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

submitted 10 days ago • 753 comments

the adult version of the bermuda triangle thing is the uncountable amount of times these elaborate hitman-heavy societies have been portrayed in media only to find there is seemingly not a single person capable of an assassination right when we need them the most

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eagles fans don’t deserve this kind of success

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It turns out that one of the things I clearly needed to do before I die was watch the Vancouver Grizzlies mascot strip to the song “Pony.”

submitted 14 days ago • 80 comments

“chappell roan” is an objectively bad name but the good news is it shortens to “chappy” which is absolutely delightful

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when did every bald chef with poor speaking skills and a camera way too close to their forehead decide to duet cooking videos

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Billie Eilish

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

I’m the yellow heart

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

outside of republicans getting on tv and going “dei?” “vaxxed?” every time a tragedy occurred, fucking elon musk fired the head of the FAA like 3 days before this happened ITS ABSOLUTELY TRUMPS FAULT GO BLAME THE DIPSHIT WHO GOT THOSE PEOPLE KILLED! what are we doing?!??

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments