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She/They šŸ¤·šŸ»|cat mom🐈🐈|readeršŸ“–|writer of historical fictionšŸ–‹ļø|crocheter 🧶| Desperately trying to convince you I’m a little bit funny. Official Paul Revere hate account.
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I would very much like for to stop raining. I can’t keep explaining to my chonky boy cat that he can’t go outside and eat leaves because he will get wet. He’s so sad.

Reading a book about the American Revolution (shocking) and two of the repeatedly mentioned characters ares Mr. Dartmouth—who Dartmouth College is named—and Mr. Gerry who lent his name to gerrymandering.

I have seen a few ā€œThere’s going to be McDonald’s at the Vatican. lol.ā€ Why would they do that when the fanciest McDonald’s in the world is located in Piazza di Spagna. Which is like 20 minutes away. (Source: me I was there in 2004)

If he speaks Latin in a Chicago accent I will learn to like him. (I am not catholic and again have absolutely no idea what the Pope does) #newpope

An American Pope? Recount.

I was, honestly, hoping for days of new Pope Voting. This was called to quickly for me a non-practicing Protestant raised person who doesn’t really even understand what the Pope does.

Friend: silver flames is where Rhys and Feyre start to get annoying. Me: start?!?!? Cheese and rice what have the last 4 books been? #acotar #booksky

Classmates are care reacting, not laugh reacting and I hate it here.

I mean, the guy is good at covering up sexual assault.

Thinking about New Pope contender Pierbattista Pizzaballa. I know Pope’s take on Pope Names but Pope Pizzaballa feels like something that would happen in this time line.

I, of course, did the weird thing.

What if instead of going to my high school reunion I make a super weird post on Facebook about what the book I stole from the English room has been doing for the last 20 years?

My local library is doing a seminar about the Ninja Turtles next week. Remember the small city New Hampshire beginnings of these Heroes in a Half Shell.

Me: in a teams meeting with a large cat clearly visible sitting on my lab. Coworker: are you in the office today? Why would I bring this Garfield looking man to the office? (Photo not from today)

The one thing Threads is currently doing better than BlueSky is incredible discourse about much credit Paul Revere deserves (none IMO) for the overnight ride from Boston to Lexington and Concord.

ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social

This is a Paul Revere hate account.

So excited to be annoying about how much I hate Paul Revere this weekend. šŸ’š

Still thinking about that Reddit Story where a hair stylist was keeping a lady’s hair in a box and the lady was all ā€œplease don’t. Also I’m not coming back.ā€ So the hair dresser sent her a $375 invoice for being a bitch.

I have lost one of my noise canceling ear buds I usually wear to sleep when my neighbors are being exceptionally loud. How long after I order new ones will I find it? I think I’ll find it the day after the new ones arrive. Note: I have been looking for the missing one since early February.

I made a new cardigan and I am very hype about it.

The urge to comment on the Facebook post of my 20th high school reunion ā€œI’m not going because I don’t want to.ā€ Is overwhelming. I’m not paying to see/talk to people I actively avoid at Walmart, thank you.

Spotify has now recommended a book about ā€œPaul Revere’sā€ ride to me. First of all, Paul Revere is my enemy. Secondly, he didn’t do what you think he did, never show me this book again. (I’m sure the book itself is fine. I just hate Paul Revere)

I have completed the third and final Ravenous Worm for The Nephewsā„¢ļø. These have been challenging but very fun projects to work on. I hope the children I made them for enjoy them. #craftsky #crochet

I was trying to figure out what was wrong with my new audiobook narrators voice. And the problem was they were speaking at 1.0 speed.

We spent so many words explaining how this was his favorite dress on her only to have him rip it in half? I do not understand romance books. This is, annoying not hot.* *to me if you like this, good for you friend. #booksky

March was an okay reading month. 8 books ahead of schedule for my goal. I’m making a really decent dent in my tbr. #booksky

My little brother looks like Frankie Muniz. Not like a passing resemblance, they look the same. How often I see one of Mr. Muniz’s posts and think my brother is living a weird double life and I’m following both of those instagram accounts is going to put into psychiatric care.

Nine years ago I was at my desk listening to the radio when the DJ came in between sets to let us know that something had happened in my little home town. A woman had called 911 on a package of chicken on the side of the road. Leading to Epping’s most enduring mysteries. The Epping Meat Mystery

Now I just have to feed him. #crotchet

What if I go to the beach this afternoon to scream into the roar of an early spring ocean?

I am once again making a crochet hungry caterpillar for a nephew’s birthday. I gave myself nearly a full month this time. I have had to frog the head on this stupid thing 3 times because I can’t count. I have til April 5 to make all the food. Pray for me.

Basically full cuddles for The Boys.

Got my tax refund today. What should I do with this whole $23?

Not to jinx it, but I just finished my 13th book of 2025, so I think I’m going to reach my 25 book goal.