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It bugs the shit out of me that my dad loves the movie Idiocracy and voted for Trump

A burp is just a queef that didn't believe in itself

killed DEI & the Pride line DIEd

We ain't trying to incubate any eggs over here Pokemon Go Bout to give me a panic attack when all I want to do is walk with the kids I do have

Making Nic Cage our newest Disney princess 👸

Trying to make the chore list a little more exciting I think it's bullet journaling

You ever start studying for something you used to do all the time and realize you are moon moon dumb now

Watching ER, remembering the issues of the 90s and 00s, and how much better I'd hoped things would get by now given the progress we started making, and it's just like... So the idiom "it gets worse before it gets better" has been an oxymoron the whole time

You've heard of Freshman Fifteen? Let's talk about Trump Twenty 😭

Meow

10%? pussy has my phone ever asked me what battery percentage I'M at ??

I want to learn how to vacuum

At this point they need prove he's alive

Insufferable prick i can't even

Find the recession indicator email One guess only tho

@danielbarnett.bsky.social before the edit, I was getting worried...

Someone has a preference

Can I talk to you like we're face to face

According to my 12 yr old I'm 19th-century cringe, so I'll turn into 🦇 and fly away now

Hol up She works where now

Currently watching Tombstone (1993) Rest in peace to our Huckleberry, Val Kilmer (1959-2025)

A directors cut of the Geneva convention

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon!