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listen i know it's the curse of being middle aged to lose radical idealism and embrace myopic fixation on your own future and personal gains but i am still pretty blown over by my retirement account go from a roaring 13% to -0.94% currently thanks to trump

i want to goatse this guy so bad

I saved this to my phone ten years ago from someone’s tweet and it’s still the same

has a chatbot for like a utility company ever helped anyone with anything, ever? you know the whole world is built on bullshit from the ground up when you see the "xfinity assistant" box pop up

haven't used spotify in a while but logged in to look through some old liked songs for stuff to revisit and of my 300+ playlist only about a dozen remain. where'd the rest go? who knows. bad service!!

absolutely based

this guy loves toast!!

the pirate site i was watching severance on accidentally started playing the crown and even though they're quite different shows they both occupy the exact same "background noise" space in my brain so i just rolled with it

the monster hunter games look aggressively uninteresting to me but they are games for children so i'm ok with them being popular

so i guess i better start paying into that $24k of student debt because debtors prisons sure are coming and there is zero chance that the public service loan forgiveness will survive this.

would anybody like to give me a lot of money?

I can't even get people to use Firefox, it feels like a lost cause

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

A lot of people LOVE to obey in general, so “in advance” is just a great bonus feature.

getting mad all over again at the time i said something that was anti-AI and a guy wrote several LOOOONG messages explaining how AI works, thinking that was all i needed to be convinced it was good. and i already knew all that shit to begin with!!!

here's a neat site that lets you "play" Terry Riley's "In C" using an on-screen sequencer teropa.info/in-c/

can't wait for slay the spire 2. i dunnos huld i kill myself y/n

really thought it'd take longer for this to happen but i guess that was naive. i had big issues with my job but i was ready to put up with them for the chance at having a career and decent life. glad i just signed a year-long lease on an apartment i can barely afford.

it is pretty cool that leonard peltier got out. like that's genuinely nice. sucks it took that long but hey, a win is a win

somehow never noticed this despite it being barely subtext but man claude raines' character in casablanca is madly in love with humphrey bogart, huh.

the four words every girl wants to hear

as someone who is completely uninterested in romantic relationships it still kinda sucks that i'm the permanent third wheel in my social circles. wish there were more committed bachelors to hang out with

PAM: whats this? STANLEY: a staple food in peru PAM: you're kidding! STANLEY: these ones are already cooked PAM: how cruel. theyre so small and cute TOBY: what smells so good? PAM: an evil peruvian delicacy TOBY: they look delicious what are they? PAM: they have a name? STAN: in english? we say rice

you know Marx really had the juice since his ideas made the entire world go insane a hundred years ago and nobody has recovered since

engaging in some unhealthy coping mechanisms for stress and anxiety tonight who else

they lost AnimeTiddyFan

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

Was reading George Orwell on the Spanish civil war last night and this part stuck out.

i'd been warned about Nicholas Cage in Peggy Sue Got Married but i'm loving him in this, not ironically, i love how he's doing it

can't believe it took me this long to realize that Lady Gaga is just doing a pop version of The Knife's Karin Dreijer. i don't even dislike Gaga. calling her a toothless approximation of avant-garde would be way too harsh even if it is correct. i just hope people know the real deal is out there

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

really gotta figure out how to unfollow all these normie politics dickheads without having to nuke my account

oh you can see people's likes on here. well i'm not gonna be shy about it i'm gonna like some porno posts so you've been warned ok!