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You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time

DOGE’s federal property sell-off has accidentally revealed a CIA black site in Northern Virginia, according to Bloomberg.

Jacquie Ovalle is not of this world.

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

This is so cool

One of my favorite conversations online ever

We're just innocent men

Computer, show me the Biden Doctrine in one picture

Sabrina you gotta be kidding

Every plot summary I read for an upcoming film makes me feel like there’s a gas leak in my house

we're just innocent men

Cc @sarahebond.bsky.social Someone tried to appeal to Latinos but hit Latin instead

new favorite playlist

oh my god

“What’s your dream job.” Ima be real with you, I don’t dream of having a job.

I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"

“I must regain the upper hand against the people I laid off without severance and left without healthcare”

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

Kiyoshi Saito, circa 1960

sometimes I'm like why is Jamelle Bouie even on here where dipshits throw themselves at his battlements all day but then I remembered his actual job is watching his coworkers write shit called "Burgers- Gone Woke?" until it's his turn to write something insightful, for which he will be called racist

I wrote about a lousy literary genre rocketing into its self-satire phase, and my hope that Michael Lewis's Sam Bankman-Fried book will someday be appreciated as a comic masterpiece. nymag.com/intelligence...

I love academia because it’s full of people who are so, so smart about one specific thing and so, so dumb at all other aspects of life

This remains my favourite exhibit title of all time