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I assume the reason that #nhs111 exists the way it does is to keep you waiting for an answer for so long that you no longer want to kill yourself. It's quarter past midnight, I've been waiting to be connected for 38 minutes. Hasn't worked for me

Tonight NHS 111 and the Samaritans aren't answering the phone. Night

just like the prison sentence, will serve half and get his licence back in half as well. then he's back on the road again

"hey, call the samaritans when you're feeling close to doing something stupid or final". calls the samaritans. they don't pick up

That should be for the attention of the Met police

btw. I despise Arsenal. but i hate Liverpool more. that team has personally fucked over NUFC so many times and we need to wipe the smirk off their fucking faces.

Tbh, I expect questions to be asked if the manager and club regarding our back line. Hall is a serious talent but he's let down by Schar regressing, burn frankly not being able to string a pass together and livramento blowing hot and cold (he is young tbf). The press won't though.

best bit of utterly mental #NUFC fans for me today would be the guy in the comments section of the athletic who claimed that "we are the favourites for a domestic treble". i mean, what the fuck man?

Think I've worked out how Callum Wilson gets on the team sheet. He trains 1on1 all week with our league 2 standard training keepers and looks like he can score.

I look forward to Eddie Howe sending us out to passively allow Liverpool to score 6. What he should do is send out our second string players to end the Liverpool players seasons

Today's #nufc post match comments by fans,rated "Remember where we were 3 years ago" 6/10 "We're favourites for a cup treble" 3/10 "Where's the Howe out crowd today?" 4/10 "How dare you criticise Burn & Schar" 2/10 "Wilson deserves to miss that chance, he was here during the bad times " 1/10

I know I'm usually of the glass half empty variety, but I do think we'll try to sell Miley as the club will need money to extend Wilson. Howe loves his Bournemouth boys. Happy to be proven wrong though

looks like i picked the right match to not bother watching.

everyone knows my opini9on of dubravka. threw his toys out when pope arrived and demanded a loan away to the club he actually supports - yet couldn't get a start for them either. should have been sold

lads. if you're an NUFC fan and you read AND take seriously Burnsie's mad posts on NUFC - i just can't help you. HE'S A MACKEM. the same account as e-sunderland. he's a pro-twitter user. just block him.

i see our fans are having a normal day again today.

No. Like all of the cult she voted specifically for it to happen to other people. I doubt she actually cares about her daughter in any way

Woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Faces Party gets rude awakening. Read to the end.

Borthwick needs firing.

If we don't get European football does Howe go?

Never should an NUFC fan applaud a decision that goes in man U 's favour. Never.

ffs everton. bluebottlers

#HamRoll

for a forest fan from nottingham who uses a fake name mark goldbridge is surprisingly animated about man utd

Right. i genuinely love Respawn's take on the Star Wars universe. jedi Fallen Order and Survivor are superb. there is nothing more fun than using force push to thrown enemies off of high platforms.

why is Gene wearing David Byrne's suit?

Shout-out to the football association doing nothing about a Liverpool player gambling online and streaming it

Too late

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQm... Christ. that's a song.

#MUFC fans have no right to be so upset. The Glazer's own the club, they can do what they like with it. If the fans are that bothered, they should round up their own money and buy the club themselves.

Yeah, I'm not signing up to the daily fascistgraph to read Luke edwards' latest guff on nufc

Love these but I can't help think that there's someone in ops screaming like when Maverick passes too close to the tower