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deecemachine.bsky.social
every move I make is a powerplay
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Yeah I have

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Remembering fondly when Apple Watches first came out and people with them really made a big effort to text directly from them which took approximately 45 minutes to send one message

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Where is the non-nerd section of this app? I wanna hang out with cool people and bully losers

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Esteban has a new bowtie which he would like you all to see

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I’ve just discovered that my wife posted a TikTok making fun of me last week and it’s got over 24k likes

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Art

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This was a typo but it’s definitely become true. Get rid of the roll neck horse

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[The UK goes through one winter where it isn’t 14 degrees and raining] Ofgem, proudly: your energy bills are now £3000 a month! :)

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | I want a bag of cans | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ / \ (•◡•) / \ / --- / \ _/ \_

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Spending Saturday morning posting on Screwfix community forum

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Stop supporting Leicester city as soon as they win the fa cup in 2021

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The year is 2052. The oceans have dried up. South America has ceased to exist. AI governs 90% of sovereign states. Central Europe has become a battleground for roving post-apocalyptic biker gangs. And Americans are still talking about the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl half time show

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I bought a load of wood from the Homebase closing down sale and now I spend every weekend making unspecified bits of furniture

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This is 43

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Are they just taking the piss? Fair play if so

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