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"First off, so as not to bury the lede: The USAID inspector general was investigating Musk’s SpaceX Starlink satellite terminals, which were purchased with agency funds. In other words, one of Elon’s first targets just so happened to be an agency that was threatening his own business interests."

"That is why Elon’s commission looks, sounds, and smells like a sham. Because thus far, the biggest beneficiaries aren’t working class Americans, but rather Elon Musk himself. You don’t get credit for rooting out abuse if your execution raises more questions than it answers."

Regardless if the current administration, or even your phone apps, decide to start removing Pride and DEI related subjects from text, use, history, etc… You will always have value! You are what this country was built on, and no one is allowed to say you don’t exist or aren’t important!

This judge was appointed by George W. Bush. Even Republican-appointed judges are shutting down Trump’s illegal actions.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEE

YESSSSSSSS

Once again, I am here from Poland to tell you that predicating your response to a rule of law crisis on fear of how your opponents will frame your resistance is as ineffectual as it is solipsistic.

Billionaires are the worst.

Rules for thee, but not for me.

The fact that they even need to be TOLD this fucking squeezes my brain like a toothpaste tube.

I just launched my Discord channel. If you'd like to join the community, here's an invite code: discord.com/invite/DmP4K...

The U.K. government's insistence that Apple creates an encryption backdoor undermines our right to private spaces. Apple must resist these efforts.

Eliminating ALL LGBTQIA+ LANGUAGE from government literature, policies, etc. was LITERALLY THE FIRST THING ON THE PROJECT 2025 AGENDA.

I have no idea what this is about, but now I will have to watch it because I need to see a cartoon that I can associate with "mental cunt."

Hope you’re having a great day doing things you love, like scraping your teeth on brand new chairs & other fun stuff.

We just put out our first new Otterly Human comic in over two years! Hoping to stop slacking and make a few more this year. You can check out the rest of our comics on Otterly Human's Instagram page. www.instagram.com/p/DF0xxTOPPN...

This was made by a random text generator. Do not tell me that it isn't or my head will FUCKING EXPLODE.

::world's tiniest violin jpg::

NYC Union Square

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

She speaks truth.

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are now ordering the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to stop protecting consumers from unfair fees, fraud, and scams. They have cut off funding to the agency.

I think those eyebrows have long roots and are strangling his brain.

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

I only post products from this account because the guy describing them is so fucking funny that I will forgive him anything.

What happens when you use your inside voice on the outside.

They keep saying “God is good.” No I’m not. I suck.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Safety first.

We made a comic about a carjacker.

"LOL WE ARE GONNA ANNEX CANADA!" Mother fucker, you can't even take care of the citizens you already have.

Just to save time: ASSUME THEY CAN SEE EVERYTHING. Period, end of sentence.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the HOKEEPER Clothing Rack. There are many ways to present a picture of a clothing rack. But there is one best way. This is it. This is objectively the best picture of a clothing rack you will ever see. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DG2MDSY...

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What's frustrating is convincing other people to use it, since they're already glued to WhatsApp and can't deal with change.

End-to-end encryption by default means “if you show up with a warrant or a subpoena (to Signal), they have almost nothing about you that they can hand over,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @cnn.com.

Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.

Google has just removed Pride Month and Black History Month from the calendar app. This comes as they obeyed Trump by changing the Gulf of Mexico’s name to “Gulf of America.” L

Reposting for alt text and account In case you’re unaware the American Medical Associations has a YouTube page, they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other out breaks since the CDC can not youtube.com/@americanmed...

Making up words is so fucking fun.