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deeners.bsky.social

Stoner extraordinaire, sports fanatic, puzzle enthusiast. Moved from LA to Seattle because the weather is better 😎. My dog is cute af. Dodgers/Mariners/Seahawks fan

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I'm against the death penalty except for when I accidentally step on my pet's foot a little bit in which case I get the electric chair immediately

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

...ok so now I see that some of you are doing alt text but like...barely. "this is a page of text" is not good alt text. Imagine that you can't see the page of text! you can't read what's on it! It is more helpful to transcribe and describe. This is on the level of "Funny photo" alt-text. not great!

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Merit with a hard R

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submitted 8 hours ago • 72 comments

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious, I’m dead 😂😂

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I just...

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

whiny young person voice "Does it have washer and dryer hookups?" Yeah I have a hookup who got me an incredible deal on a washer that never breaks and uses zero electricity

submitted 5 hours ago • 16 comments

Due to legal technicalities, Luigi Mangione is now the mayor of new york city

submitted 7 hours ago • 37 comments

Man, I hope I'm never murdered, but if I am murdered--God forbid--I really hope the person who kills me is ugly.

submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

All I want to do is drink tea and putter around in my garden.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

been there

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Too hot to convict

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

submitted 1 day ago • 102 comments

[Trump and Musk dragging themselves out of Fort Knox, gold bars stuffed into every inch of their clothing and falling out of their pockets] As predicted, there is no gold here. We have saved you 400 trillion dollars.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

submitted 1 day ago • 288 comments

Canadian hockey fans rn

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

HELL YEAH BROTHERRRRRRRR

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

In an ideal world the President of the United States, the world's richest man, and the two worst humans alive would be four different people.

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

SUCK IT MAGA BROS

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Really is impossible to describe how disgusted I am to see some douche’s maga hat being waved in frame of a bench closeup at this CAN/USA hockey game. Fuck OFF. I want these people out of everyone’s lives!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Whose job is it to get dropped sticks off the ice?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Before this tournament I had watched exactly one (1) hockey game all the way through and now I’m all in. How did that happen???

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Not going to judge a guy for doing lots of drugs to survive CPAC, it’s the most relatable thing he’s ever done.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I’ve had a sore throat for eight days now and this is FUCKING BULLSHIT 😡😡😡

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

All the cowardly media outlets had to do was stand together, refuse to cover the admin PR stunts until the AP was back. Of course they didn’t because they are cowards. And now they will be picked off one by one. Courage has a shelf life. Use it. Or go away.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

sure, mitch mcconnell cynically masterminded the plot to destroy the US constitution and american democracy, but you have to at least credit him with lifting up his own constituents in Kentucky to make it one of our richest and most prosperous... (touching earpiece) wait I'm getting new information

I'm against the death penalty except for when I accidentally step on my pet's foot a little bit in which case I get the electric chair immediately

...ok so now I see that some of you are doing alt text but like...barely. "this is a page of text" is not good alt text. Imagine that you can't see the page of text! you can't read what's on it! It is more helpful to transcribe and describe. This is on the level of "Funny photo" alt-text. not great!

Merit with a hard R

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious, I’m dead 😂😂

I just...

whiny young person voice "Does it have washer and dryer hookups?" Yeah I have a hookup who got me an incredible deal on a washer that never breaks and uses zero electricity

Due to legal technicalities, Luigi Mangione is now the mayor of new york city

Man, I hope I'm never murdered, but if I am murdered--God forbid--I really hope the person who kills me is ugly.

All I want to do is drink tea and putter around in my garden.

been there

Too hot to convict

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

[Trump and Musk dragging themselves out of Fort Knox, gold bars stuffed into every inch of their clothing and falling out of their pockets] As predicted, there is no gold here. We have saved you 400 trillion dollars.

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

Canadian hockey fans rn

HELL YEAH BROTHERRRRRRRR

In an ideal world the President of the United States, the world's richest man, and the two worst humans alive would be four different people.

SUCK IT MAGA BROS

Really is impossible to describe how disgusted I am to see some douche’s maga hat being waved in frame of a bench closeup at this CAN/USA hockey game. Fuck OFF. I want these people out of everyone’s lives!!

Whose job is it to get dropped sticks off the ice?

Before this tournament I had watched exactly one (1) hockey game all the way through and now I’m all in. How did that happen???

Not going to judge a guy for doing lots of drugs to survive CPAC, it’s the most relatable thing he’s ever done.

I’ve had a sore throat for eight days now and this is FUCKING BULLSHIT 😡😡😡

All the cowardly media outlets had to do was stand together, refuse to cover the admin PR stunts until the AP was back. Of course they didn’t because they are cowards. And now they will be picked off one by one. Courage has a shelf life. Use it. Or go away.

sure, mitch mcconnell cynically masterminded the plot to destroy the US constitution and american democracy, but you have to at least credit him with lifting up his own constituents in Kentucky to make it one of our richest and most prosperous... (touching earpiece) wait I'm getting new information

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

What if, and hear me out, we just eat this man