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deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
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EWW EWW EWW THERE'S ONE IN MY LOT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR MY WORK WOULD SUFFER I FEEL GROSS JUST BEING NEAR IT ICK ICK ICK

Dibs on Bangaa

One of my guests today has a little girl whose shirt, upside down on the back, says "This is my Handstand shirt". Well played.

Yall I'm so mad I just saw the trailer for the new Wolfman film WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS 😭😭😭😭

This cannot be overstated like people used to be legitimately afraid of getting their asses kicked for wearing the wrong kind of shoelaces

I now have three different people teasing me that they'd love the idea of The Papabeast as an all-powerful ruler, in various forms, of a nation of beasts in his mold, and my goddamn modesty complex is making this difficult.

GOD. I hate that this is me! …FUCK!

Dededeluxe

If a Sieg Heil is just a "Provocative Gesture", then me kicking someone who believes so in the nuts is just a "contentious form of rebuttal".

@luprand.bsky.social WHY

Got the textures done for a plushie for @xavmaldonian01.bsky.social #Blender #Blender3d #3DArtist #anthro #furry #furryart #furryartist #digitalart #art

Know nothing know-it-alls be out here like "Ban Death!" when every real user knows you ban The Tower...

Mufasa: King of the Pride Lands - Lorcana: The First Chapter. The Lion King has been one of my favorite movies since I was a kid and I got the honor to illustrate the first Mufasa for Lorcana. This assignment is close to my heart because my pops recently passed away during this time. ❤️🦁

I can just imagine Gaston from Beauty and The Beast with the decision maker's face superimposed. "It's not right for a child to read! Soon they start getting ideas, and thinking..."

We need a new bloody roar

Pt.2 for my D&D Character: If you want to look up your species on FA, word of advice: Exclude every possible mention of Teen Titans you can think of from your search with "!term". Separate, one word, joined by a hyphen or underscore, etc. You will still see things you absolutely wish you didn't.

Today's mood is becoming bigger, bluer versions of characters I like, and playfully bossing them around, teasing the heck out of them. Making them beg me to be like me, and then indulging them until they swear loyalty to me like a king, turning over anything they command just to stay close to me.

Be prepared for everyone to ask if you rise in the oven, what you taste like, and what happens if they eat some of you. DOUGHBEAST. IS NOT. LITERAL!

I just saw a "Who's still listening in 2025?" comment on a video for Lady Gaga's Abracadabra...a song that's been out for two weeks. More proof those comments are the "First" of the 2020's. Worthless, braindead attention seeking. Or the bots need recalibrating.

Of course I agreed to help with parking control during the coldest day of the week. I just want to wear a sign around my neck that says "Don't talk to me about how cold YOU are, you came here in a car today!"

I fully expected the high bar on the childhood side, but the rest is all higher than I thought. However I expect a large part of the Adult thing to be a direct effect of working for someone who knew me as a 20-something screwup (I'm now low.mid 40's).

Line art.

1/3 Weird Dream. Anime style supernatural stuff. I'm a new team member, mostly providing info on the area. See member of another org...intimate to leader I'd like to try to foster a positive relationship. Upon getting close he instantly antagonizes the guy. Boss, really? It turns into a duel.

I'm on that high tide with my latest CCG I collect but never play. In the phase where I theme decks around friends. Some are easy, some hard. No Context: @fatwuff.bsky.social Ruby/Steel @tateshaw.bsky.social Emerald @valeyard512.bsky.social Amber/Sapphire

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? (Not actually asking for Gadget. I want Penny and Brain on it. But they're a package deal, so...)

Happy Valentines Day, Folks. *Hugs your planet of residence to his chest*

Negative 3.

My speech to text changed "snobbishly" to "snobviously", and now I need to find an opportunity to use that word in a sentence.

I still remember the scene in Charlie's Angels where TWO kids are somehow aggressively playing Final Fantasy 8 together.

front facing garr

Oo-oo-oa-oa~ 🐻🎶

I love this obstagoon card Pls appreciate him 🤲😩

Weird thought: Cassette Beasts' quests are all musical references. Example, your first quest about the wannabe landlords is titled Acting On Your Best Behavior, a line from "Everybody Wants To Rule The World". They could have called their postgame "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For".

I wish I could beam how someone's art makes me feel into their brain, because words are hard

#TFidea #TFeveryday Working out with one of those Digimon fitness watches, only to "level up" and digivolve into the Digimon in your watch

Based Hellboy.

Oh you want to be called daddy? First you gotta be able to 👏STOP👏ME👏FROM👏TOUCHING👏THE👏THERMOSTAT👏