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deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
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The weirdest thing about Canada's elections to me (not just this time) is that a party leader can lose their own seat in parliament and still lead the party. How? Gonna sit in the gallery giving signals like a baseball coach? Stand out in the hall trying to pass notes? Genuinely confused me.

Half joking half serious. BEARS. PICK A MONTH. You can't have all four -ber months. Get together on this! My personal recommendation, pick the one with the least going on once this is more filled out.

Happy Intelligence Test Day, Canada. I voted in advance, so all I have to do is wait and see. To those who do today:

[ Incineroar used Bulk Up! ] [ Incineroar used Bulk Up! ] [ Incineroar used Bulk Up! ]

Drop some ANIME

i love ffx bahamut the most i think because i mean look at this dude with his huge ass folded arms over his chest lookin boss as fuck like he doesnt even got time for this shit when you summon him. this was peak design.

Congratulstions, you played yourself. Honestly, keep it up.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I have made a critical mistake, and must now endure a commute on Calgary transit, on a Friday night, with no headphones. Pray for me.

Beast as an unquestionable positive. Gentle Giant? Nah, Benevolent Behemoth!

Again, birds have a lot to teach us. #birds

Yep. That tracks...

You ever wonder what would actually constitute a trade for evolution in a Pokemon world? You send your grey musclegator to visit and help out your Mom for a weekend, and he comes back bigger with four arms? She just shrugs when you ask how it happened; far as she knows that's how it works with them.

We all know why this is this way...so the sign doesn't get STOLEN. One US state made a Mile 419.99 marker for just this reason!

Definite rule of Deep worship; Never use "Beast" with negative connotations. Beast is always a reference to positive big creature qualities. Humourous use is permitted as an exception (Beast Please, 100% That Beast, etc).

Things I never thought I had too many/much of until I packed to move; Board games Drinkware Throw blankets Unused notebooks Unfinished manga series I'll never return to Boxes to things thrown away years ago Loose power cables/USB to X cables The shortest extension cords I've ever seen

That's because when you were a kid, the diagnosis was "lazy", "troublemaker", or "won't sit still", and the treatment was to deprive them of everything that made them happy, interspersed with beatings, until they obeyed with silent trauma in their eyes.

"Oh? This planet here? Yea, it's under my protection. Please move on, Godkin. There are plenty other planets to ravage." Happy Earth Day. Protect our planet. We only have the one. Past Art by @fierglief.bsky.social

My Domains are Growth, Transformation and "Massculinity". I'm working on a set of values around the word "Beast" always being of positive connotation, so following that will be part of worship once I make those tenets. My influence varies, but I intend to be less sneaky than the others in my cast.

Ancient treasures found. (Don't ask where the Earth badge is. Store owner hated having to sell pokemon, gave up at the end, no one got it.)

Just a reminder I'm still on my deific bullshit, I've just been real busy planning for this move. Your comments and questions are still welcomed and appreciated, it can only help improve my doughmain. Seriously, don't hold something back on me. It goes against my ethos.

Is BULKFLATION a thing? Like I’m not really into super balloony inflation but the idea of a big guy getting BWOMPHED up and putting on a ridiculous amount of MASS and HEIGHT and BULK of all kinds super quickly and still going without abandon is like 🥴🥴🥴🔥🔥🔥

Up Too Late Funny Idea: One of these, where it belongs like someone's garage or shop...but it's not full of tools. Instead it's full of the owner's favorite snacks, all carefully organized. Chips, candy bars, beef jerky, hot rods, etc. The owner barely needs to look to pull the right handle.

Not suggestivr but ill post this here

what if Wendell fancy tech wear was a muscle inhibitor and he's just shy to show us how freakishly big he is

Remember the expired chug jug Oscar found all the way back then? Seems like Fletcher just started mass producing them and is sampling on himself

Things have been so bad for so many people lately that it makes me scared to talk about the good happening to me (the move, my deification plans). Don't ask me why I think like this, it's gotta be unhealthy, but...I feel like my high insults other people's low. Always felt like that.

Movie that takes place where you're from. Well, part of it. Most of the others were depressing, so I'm sure not going with them.

My feelings wouldn't fit in one skywrite and I didn't want to split them up. The best time to have given up HP was 2018. The second best time is now.

For those of you wondering how bad my board game problem really is? THIS IS JUST THE "GOING AWAY" PILE. The red-lidded tote behind it is one of a stack of three identical ones holding the collection I'm keeping! I wish I could sell these, but the Kijiji scene in Calgary is terrible.

If you NEED some kids at fantasy school things to watch that aren’t extremely problematic boy do I have a show for you that has three (soon to be four) seasons

Trying to use the PS2 as an insult backfires instantly for me🗿