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NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com, playlist savant, occasional Twitch music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, culture connoisseur, washed husband, dad of two, former optimist, Libra.
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I’ve never been to Coachella in my life and at this rate, w/ the way technology has evolved and provided these high quality livestreams, I probably never will. #Couchella

We coulda had a proper music nerd in the White House, man.

They’re definitely trying to replicate what the Pacers did last season

Last year, the Knicks finished 14 games behind the Celtics… This year? They’re 10 games back of Boston. PROGRESS! …Although they’ll still finish like 14 games behind the 1st place team in the conference even after making all these big trades. Good luck against the Pistons!

I was supposed to be in bed by now but Lady Gaga is f*cking the main stage up. I’m entranced. #Couchella

“Same at last season” is not a good thing but playoffs here we come.

Bronny on the bench:

Missy is killing this and now I regret not trying to catch the tour. #Couchella

I almost forgot it was #Couchella weekend! www.youtube.com/coachella

The minor highlight of my week was picking up my kids (8 and 5) bumping Stove God Cooks and them not complaining or asking me to change it.

Whatever happened to the Cabbage Patch? Can we just bring that back?

The biggest song on Earth, currently sitting pretty at its seventh week at #1, finally has a video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNY_...

Cleo Sol sold out three NY shows and one in LA. Now it sounds like SAULT is back. Three new joints up on their Instagram. Album probably en route as well. instagram.com/saultglobal

the @matthewdessem.bsky.social oeuvre is unmatched: slate.com/culture/2021...

“No Flex Zone” for Wing Stop, “My Neck, My Back” for Dove body spray and “Cantaloop” for Johnsonville sausages are in a three-way tie for the most nonsensical syncs/placements in a TV commercial I’ve heard in my adult life.

“He doesn’t need a lather to get hot” is CRAZY, Mark Williams.

Nico really stayed glued to that one wall in the tunnel for the whole game, huh?

45/8/6 is pretty damn close.

This Luka tribute video is great and it has him in tears. He is about to go super saiyan in this game.

We already know that A Goofy Movie is known as a canonically Black movie within the Black community — but Disney+'s latest documentary about the making of A Goofy Movie sorta explains why. In my latest for Slate: slate.com/culture/2025...

I live in the same city where Trader Joe's has their headquarters. And there is also a Trader Joe's store roughly five minutes from those offices. Corporate employees had to get in line w/ regular customers at like 6am if they wanted to snag one of these bags. I sh*t you not.

Let’s break this down: in summary- he’s shat his pants because US treasury bonds were being sold off like lemonade in a desert. He’s fucked up big time. And any other spin is bullshit.

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See this? This is the quiet/illegal part out loud.

Gang Starr levels of chemistry. No skips. Bonafide classic. And a linchpin in the evolution of the Los Angeles rap landscape.

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Hey man, loss by two in OT to the Celtics? I’ll take it. Knicks kept it interesting and competitive and that’s all I can ask for in that scenario.

This ratio is so satisfying. Read the quote replies.

There's no scenario I can see where Jokic is that unhappy w/ Malone. They had a very good relationship. He's very vocal about the fact that ball is just a job and that's it. And he's very good at it. But I can't imagine him putting that much pressure and importance on a chip.

Two things that always stick in my mind about Malone: him traveling all the way to Serbia to personally hand a sobbing Nikola Jokic his MVP award and his promise to Jamal Murray that the Nuggets wouldn't deal him away no matter how long his injury recovery took. Malone was ADORED. This is nuts.

Floridian reptiles are having a phenomenal 2025 thus far.

Clever acroynm flips and pretty signs can't stop this.