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i am like if winnie the pooh was a human woman
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tf is a “baby tee?” I am an adult woman

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lincoln navigator should be outlawed unless ur a drug dealer

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dream blunt rotation

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this film and its mystery and intrigue continue to captivate

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im like vince mcmahon if he was a girl

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imagine the sizzle when you slap that big fellah on the grill

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now that taylor swift now owns all her records, she should start taylor's versioning other albums that arent hers

submitted 13 days ago • 31 comments

A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer. May 30, 2025. #Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck

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Ok, im gonna say what everyone is thinking: matthew mcconaugheys character in true detective is hot both young and old

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in a desperate attempt to find airport food that wasnt a caloric/sodium disaster i braved everything by buying a package of Two Airport Hard Boiled Eggs. and then immediately flubbed opening the package sending my Airport Eggs tumbling in opposite directions down the terminal floor. cars 2 moment

submitted 21 days ago • 66 comments

cars should have 2 cigarette lighters. one for charging shit and one for lighting cigarettes

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funny fat girl is a jungian archetype

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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

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imo kurt cobain’s death kind of overshadowed Hole & courtney’s abilities but she should’ve thought about that before she killed him

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songs for pre gaming Holst i’ll go first

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dawg they wellness industried the mainstream media

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is 28 too young to be a parrothead

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when are we changing “masters degree?” i think we should update it to 😎 degree

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I'm a fruit of the loom cornucopia truther

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

thinking about the atomic bomb again

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girls should be allowed to be dads

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free him

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periodically I think about how I would explain my search history to a jury. I’m not doing anything nefarious, but it might be hard for them to understand how someone can spend an hour googling different iterations of “itchy buttcheeks.”

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when u accidentally type “daffy issues” instead of “daddy issues”

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Love wins 💚🤎💙

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do u ever eat food that is so good ur like damn eating this feels like the love i didn’t receive as a child

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

growing up is so different nowadays. I went to my daughter’s school talent show and got a see a mukbang, a tide pod challenge, and something called a “twitch stream.”

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Walgreens automated voice says, “to stop the on hold music, press the star key” like what ??? listening to the music was the reason I called in the first place!

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real marsposting hours

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neighbors: if you see me applying stain remover to my sheets, don’t get the wrong idea. its garlic butter

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Cashiers keep asking questions about my “do not ask me to sign up for a store credit card, I do not want one” shirt that are already answered by the shirt

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Folks, I am dealing with an illegal eviction, and I need money to move because I lack the physical wellness to move my own furniture. If you could help me raise $500 in the next week or two, I'd be eternally grateful. Venmo: C-Kelley-2 www.paypal.com/paypalme/CKe...

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Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

submitted 98 days ago • 37 comments

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

submitted 112 days ago • 47 comments

If sims 2 has millions of fans i am one of them . if sims 2 has ten fans i am one of them. if sims 2 has only one fan, that is me . if sims 2 has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth . if the world is against sims 2, i am against the world

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property damage is not violence and is good, actually

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Violence begets violence bro, and hurt people, like, hurt people in turn. Your vicious cycle is totally harshing the mellow.

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If there are any young men out there in desperate need to fill the void of purpose in their lives with heroism and lore, I am aware of One Weird Trick that will ensure their name is printed in bold with golden illumination in the great book of heroes for all time

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

putting on a jacket I haven’t worn in a while and sticking my hands in the pockets

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do you think hannibal bought into dialectics

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