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submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

2nd twitter timeout in a row for telling @mattyglesias.bsky.social kys

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Musk mElon & his cronies: We're destroying the government. Gree hee! Dem Politicians: We'll defend you, laying our freedom on the line and if necessary, our lives. As we were duly elected to do! Me: I am jacking off to a 4096x2560 image of Yoda with GG tits generated by PornGPT. see the problem?

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Defiance, Ohio's four albums. Any four album stretch from BtMI! I'm not quite up to 10/10 on Christmas Island, but it's grown on me enough that People Who can Eat People-Christmas Island is a contender

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

That's right

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

getting rid of the dept of education so each child can spend one hour a day talking to chatgpt and the rest of their time mining Bitcoin by hand

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Basically step one for a major overhaul of any massively complex federal payment system is get 5 or 6 teens in there to figure out what's going on. but remember, these guys need to be absolutely Cracked

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Just rewatched Twin Peaks: The Return after reading Cinema I and this strikes me as the key to a properly cinematographic analysis and understanding of the show

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

when you were partying, i was ritualizing counter-productive food behaviors. when you were having premarital sex, i was also doing that. and now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help? when i'm lowkey a little tired and sleepy?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Jerked off to the funniest porn parody on the dark web the other day, it was like normal porn but everybody was a dude lol! Then my clone came out (didn't know i had one) and they started tearing him apart

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Mahomes would not have been good or well developed on the Bears but if we drafted him and ground him into paste we could have prevented this

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

clicking sound as the gun barrel hits my teeth

submitted 27 days ago • 22 comments

"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges

submitted 399 days ago • 24 comments

ChatGPT isn't sentient, according to the widely-accepted argument of John Searle. It speaks English, whereas a sentient being would speak Chinese.

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

if dril is such a good person, why did he walk back his support for isis?

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever

submitted 33 days ago • 219 comments

Elon Musk would have made a great WWII era Nazi. A backstabbing, amphetamine addicted moron and a fraudulent industrialist. He'd be the guy who gets locked out of the bunker and the red army would do cartoon violence to him

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 34 days ago • 781 comments

yes mommy

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

submitted 37 days ago • 84 comments

to honor david lynch i will be making an extremely long "explainer" video for each of his movies in an attempt to remove all ambiguity and uncertainty viewers might experience.

submitted 37 days ago • 15 comments

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david lynch loves you

submitted 37 days ago • 42 comments

Flow was absolutely incredible. Gorgeous in animation, soundtrack, and sound design. It was everything I hoped it would be when I heard about a dialogue-less film animated in Blender, and far more intense and gripping than I could've imagined

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Friends in Real Life is here! Buckeye is a single from Friends in Real Life's debut album. Watch the whole video for Buckeye on Youtube. The whole album launches on Feb. 21st! Preorder the album now! Available on tape, cd, and Vinyl. Find it on Bandcamp at friendsinreallife.bandcamp.com

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

Holy fucking shit, Pat the Bunny came out of retirement! friendsinreallife.bandcamp.com/album/friend...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing is more effective as a game walkthrough than an enormous plaintext document from gameFAQS dot com.

submitted 38 days ago • 204 comments