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deeringrob.bsky.social
Comedian, musician, runner, writer, quizzer, family man and all-round. Entirely round.
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Dig deep my darlings! rb.gy/fty8wh

GOOD NEWS… You can sponsor my London Marathon for @parkinsonsuk now! Also - good morning from Mary Wollstonecraft. rb.gy/fty8wh

Who’s going to Glastonbury this year? I am - for the first time ever! I’ll be kicking things off on the Thursday evening at the Croissant Neuf stage; see you there?

@johnharris1969.bsky.social Hello there - would you follow me back so I can DM you? Thanks. RD x

@robinince.bsky.social Hello sir - can you follow me back, that I might message you? RD x

Woman behind the bar: ‘there are no rules about drinking when it’s sunny’ How worryingly wise she was…

WHAT a beautiful morning on the Heath! No running for me yet post-injury, but @juliadeering swam. Happy holidays, wife o’mine.

Here you can see the city of EDINBURGH - and the passage of TIME; you can see my show Time Machine at Edinburgh’s @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social on May 24th - book now! tinyurl.com/5n6twzhw

Those people who post how awful London is; is anyone sending out this message in YOUR town? #LondonBaby #LoveLondon #suckituphaterz

This bright warm sunshine / chilly breeze combo reminds me of being at the seaside in, like, 1980; it’s wonderful.

A lovely little selection of shows this month…

‘I got two guns; one faw each o’yer’ - RIP Val Kilmer.

Thanks to everyone who’s already got tickets for my Edinburgh show on May 24th so far. It’s bound to sell out - one night only, after all - so book early to avoid disappointment! tinyurl.com/5n6twzhw

Charge ‘er up quick, kids, cos it’s here - the first really good drying day of the year!

And, of course, here’s to Julia, the wonderful mother of my magnificent children, and to Barbara, the mighty mother of my brother and me.

Your mum, you’re a mum, their mum, they’re a mum, got a mum, not a mum, no mum, non-mum, gone mum… whichever, all the love to you on this day.

Brilliant venue tonight - The Rex Cinema in Elland! Gorgeous. Maybe after the gig they’ll stick Terminator 2 on…

Exciting tour news - particularly for people in Scotland…

EDINBURGH: I’m not doing a run at the Fringe this year, but I am doing my show Time Machine at @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social in May for ONE NIGHT ONLY - so book that bad boy up! Sat May 24th, 8pm, tickets here: tinyurl.com/5n6twzhw

Bravo; Shakespeare In Love - the play - was just great at the Tower Theatre N16 tonight; joyous! Funny! Triumphant! What a marvellous show - well done everyone.

Cribbage: I just had a seven, two eights and a nine - and the turn-up card was another seven - and then I LOST THE GAME BEFORE THE TAKE! I know; that sounds like ‘I just had a flurble, two nonks and a pie - and the turn-up card was another monk - and then I FLIPPED THE SCOOP BEFORE BEDTIME!’

Do any of you know how I can stop my Mac asking me to sign in to Apple Podcasts over and over again? I only ask because it’s NOT HELPING ME WITH MY RAGE.

I fell over yesterday. Here’s me fronting it out. Been feeling sorry for myself ever since.

This morning @juliadeering and I made it to @hampsteadheathcol.bsky.social parkrun and bathing ponds for the first time in a while. It was lovely; it was cold.

Sunshine after the rain.

I’m not allowed to talk about basketball - I signed an NBA.