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You've never seen a deer. ▪︎•○●Minneapolis●○•▪︎ Dobie Kisser // 27 // Bicycles. He/Him/Bleat
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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

I can’t believe it’s knot butter

My travesty is coming TOGETHER

trump destroy economy

The @michaelcerapalin.bsky.social show last night was so hype. So much queer joy and community to be found if you look for it.

Theres just so many options on the market

Bro why else would it be called a Railyard?

Putting the Hush in on my way to the gym to set a new PR

Leave me ALONE, Temu Ads

Would you rather GET 10,000 paw jobs or BE 10,000 Steve Jobs?

French onion soup on a cold day is peak

Deadlift destroys the deer

I think about "explain this to Joe" at least twice a week

The Sam Nordquist story is petrifying and disgusting. The hate and evil that's out there is jaw dropping.

New whip, if you have to ask the price you can't afford it

Can I come over and do this in your house?

I havent ice skated in SO long, I should before the season is up 👀

There is ONE remaining Smirnoff Ice in my apartment and it hasn't popped up in TWO WEEKS

Aussiebum delivery times really are a test of your patience 😅

“Who wishes to fight must first count the cost” -Sun Tzu

@ivorynub.bsky.social has dealt with me for 5+ years and that's pretty fucking neat ❤️

Just because the campaign season is over it doesn't mean people have to stop shooting at him

Let it be known that humming "Clean Slate" by The Mountain Goats does NOT mean you watch Bluey!

Dude with wind temps it's -20°f out and some neighbors moving crew chocked every door open from the entrance to the top floor for multiple hours

New con party game just dropped

I just watched A Real Pain and the title makes sense because I ate too much popcorn and now I have a tummy ache

Doechii is too cool, dude

I feel like I've seen the most progress on my body following a heavy, heavy cutback on alcohol... I still like a beer or drink for taste's sake, but the prospect of cutting booze out of my life seems more and more appealing...

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

Cool ass new app I'm developing where you go to Six Flags and spin in the teacups with strangers who have similar interests. I think MeetSpin™ is going to be a great success. DM me for my Venmo to send me money. For the app. Money for the app.

Thats right, sports fans. You heard the news correctly; I'm now the official Third Team at all NBA games following the 2025 season. You've been begging for a rogue cervine to hastily attempt to pop the ball with his antlers throughout every game in the league, and your prayers have been answered.

Finding a tailor who can hook me up with the Tail Lift™ cut

"United States of Musk" would go so hard in any other universe.

When I worked in a call center i liked to remember some of the coolest names on the caller ID.

Walking through my apartment building and came across The Space

NEED more people to get into road and gravel cycling 🙏

"The Buck Stops Here" INCORRECT. I'LL NEVER STOP, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME.

The season of aggression is UPON US