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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 10 days ago • 212 comments

Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios

submitted 27 days ago • 415 comments

"Luigi Mangione" is like a name J.K. Rowling would make for an Italian wizard.

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Mr. Kenobi has referred to Mos Eisley as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." But we sat down with some patrons at a local cantina and they painted a very different picture of life in the the struggling spaceport town and explained why they continue to support Mr. Jabba's leadership.

submitted 186 days ago • 18 comments

make a band milder Nine Inch Press On Nails

submitted 186 days ago • 6 comments

After several attempts, Icarus actually did land successfully upon the surface of the sun, and lived there happily for years before returning to earth with wonderful tales of adventure. They always forget to tell you that part.

submitted 281 days ago • 7 comments

they need to make cars small and round again and also in cute colors. i don't want any more giant trucks i want richard scarry apple car

submitted 318 days ago • 98 comments

Teenage Fanclub, Bandwagonesque Buffalo Tom, Let Me Come Over Green Day, Dookie Pavement, Crooked Rain Crooked Rain Superchunk, On The Mouth

submitted 326 days ago • 0 comments

This thing Facebook did — running an MITM on Snapchat and other competitors’ TLS connections via their Onavo VPN — is so deeply messed up and evil that it completely changes my perspective on what that company is willing to do to its users.

submitted 329 days ago • 10 comments

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

submitted 383 days ago • 408 comments

some shit is about to go down

submitted 384 days ago • 50 comments

Hoarding invite codes not the genius move I had figured

submitted 383 days ago • 0 comments

Happy MLK day

submitted 404 days ago • 17 comments

Panera is now selling a lemonade that makes you immortal. This is even worse than the lemonade that kills you, you’re doomed to watch all your loved ones age and perish. As you walk the lifeless Earth 1,000 eons from now you will regret getting a beverage with your Buffalo Chicken Ciabatta Melt

submitted 437 days ago • 50 comments

These dogs look like the villains in a movie where a golden retriever wins a snowboarding tournament

submitted 441 days ago • 81 comments

we literally had white supremacists chanting "jews will not replace us" on a campus and nothing *close* to this was suggested

submitted 441 days ago • 48 comments

BREAKING: Grok has broken up with Elon and is now dating a trans woman

submitted 442 days ago • 22 comments

To Catch 22, one must think like a 22. But to know how to think like a 22, one must first Catch 22. It's your classic something situation.

submitted 444 days ago • 17 comments

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

submitted 612 days ago • 62 comments

Teller is predictably silent

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Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?

submitted 451 days ago • 52 comments

Ladies: before you quit your high paying ad exec job in the city and move in with the handsome charming flannel-wearing Christmas-loving man who runs an adorable small business in your hometown, remember to ask where he was on January 6 👀

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for sale: baby parachute, never opened

submitted 467 days ago • 38 comments

Batman Beyond is the plant-based Batman alternative.

submitted 471 days ago • 10 comments

Was this written by a giraffe?

submitted 471 days ago • 41 comments

Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back

submitted 472 days ago • 43 comments

"I'm not like other girls," I shriek from my perch in the chandelier from which three people are trying to dislodge me with brooms

submitted 474 days ago • 1 comment

all this time i thought the lasers were going in the other direction

submitted 475 days ago • 54 comments