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As enamored as they are with the Nazis, they still can’t bring themselves to use efficient public transit like trains or buses, it has to be trucks. A caravan of Dodge Ram 3500s wending its way through the exurbs to the camps next to the data center where the regional library used to be.

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Just scooping hummus straight into my mouth with a fork because that’s what real hummus does to you

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Trying to sort out how drunk I’d have to be to slur this out and think it sounded good. Not sure it’s safe to test under real-world conditions.

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Ladies and gentlemen we have identified the exact size of a “woke mob” please alert NIST.

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If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it’s our job to STOP IT. -schlemiel -schlimazel -Hasenpfeffer -incorporated

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Where have you gone, Luigi Mangione? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. (pew pew pew)

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Weezer’s new bassist, you mean

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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE TARIFF AGAIN

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I will match those funds

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lol got’em

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“Hello, I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

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Oh Josh, how couldja be so naive?

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Best case is RFK Jr brings measles back to the White House while they’re holding a cabinet meeting.

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Remember when @kaine.senate.gov and @markwarner.bsky.social voted to confirm this shitheel’s nomination? I sure fuckin do, and I won’t forget at election time.

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TFW the years have not been kind and you can’t blame them

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Ladies and gentlemen we are at war.

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How long till we find out Big Balls accidentally loaded a bunch of malware into all of HHS’ on-prem hardware? Anyone making book on that?

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The press needs a familiar frame in order to break out the BIG FONT and report the facts in context; a market collapse works, and a federal shutdown would have worked, and we’re just lucky the president provided the former since @schumer.senate.gov didn’t understand the utility of the latter.

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He’s not even fighting the last war, he’s telling us how he’d mass his hoplites to confront Rommel in North Africa, it’s just a complete hallucination.

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Some men just want to watch the world burn, and credit where credit is due, those men are having a banner year

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she tariff on my goods till I recession

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Federal contracting officers are now effectively just auto-reply bots saying “we are awaiting guidance from management; here is an SF30 that just contains a link to whatever the rules are this week, you’re blindly agreeing to abide by any updated terms or you lose your contract.”

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