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Lu Dort really made chicken salad out of chicken something else

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Important update: Next Sunday's disaster bowl has been removed from national TV in order to protect the public

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Would be pretty embarrassing if America First was on, oh let's say, the front of a soccer jersey. Right?

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

another piece about a dissatisfied trump voter smh

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

most prolific shooters of 2025: 1) ally sentnor 2) luigi

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

Happy “Who Do You Think You Are I Am” Day to all who celebrate 🎉

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

For real tho: this is the payback for the “JERSEY UNTUCKED” miracle of 2019

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Oh yeah? Huh. But also…

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Welcome to the resistance Ballsack Sports

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The US Mens hockey vs Canada Hockey rivalry visualized

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Maybe we should start calling players “content creators” and then the league will be interested in promoting their “collaborations” by which I mean the games awfulannouncing.com/nba/content-...

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Damn he should have fell down those stairs earlier in his career

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If the NBA was smart, they would get Kendall Jenner to come out with a Pepsi and hand it to both teams competing in the final game

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

SGA is going to murder Kevin Hart and we will support him like Luigi.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The number one change I'd make to the All Star game is sending Kevin Hart to the other side of the planet without internet while its being played.

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Wow, looks like it sucks.

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

This is in the territory of contract termination and ban for me, personally. Hope Espanyol continues to advocate for Caracas but… I’m worried about how this will turn out. www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Jalen Hurts overcame playing for Lincoln Riley to become a Super Bowl winner

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Terry Bradshaw trying to comprehend the Kendrick Lamar Halftime show

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Goooooooooood morning, sweet world!

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Dallas Mavericks fans are more organized than the Democratic Party

submitted 35 days ago • 10 comments

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 36 days ago • 180 comments

That Luka-Bronny backcourt in two years!

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

"Amir Coffey, no relation to Isaiah Joe." -- Eric Collins

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

Incredible, we'll be covering this on Sportscenter later today, but first, our DraftKings Highlights of the Day

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

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Fork in kitchen moment

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does anyone know how to photoshop and update this classic comic book cover given recent events

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

submitted 57 days ago • 81 comments

yes, I think someone 7’1” who can shoot 3 and block shots DPOY type of player is perfect

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Remember when we'd have to debate whether Anthony Morrow or Patrick Patterson were OKC's best free agent signing?

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Until y’all can adequately explain how Ajay fell to the second round, I am no longer reading your draft boards.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

USWNT star Trinity Rodman is this week’s guest on the popular Call Her Daddy podcast. This interview segment touches on her relationship with her father, Bulls legend Dennis Rodman. “I lost hope in ever getting him back. … He’s not a dad. Maybe by blood, but nothing else.”

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

we really should've been able to live in a world where becky passed the captaincy to naomi, never forget what they've stolen from us

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

And also #UnexpectedBundesliga

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Watching SGA

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The Legend of Big Game Dort continues.

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Cason certified dawg

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

multiple streets in OKC should be named in Kenrich Williams' honor

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before he leaves office joe biden should make it illegal for alexi lalas to speak

submitted 92 days ago • 10 comments

Folks!!!

submitted 95 days ago • 12 comments

This Denver court is ridiculous. I can’t even see the first down marker

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

President Yoon Suk Yeol announcing martial law

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USWNT continuing the proud American tradition of facing insufficient consequences in The Hague

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments