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I stg, Jason Tatum’s barber should get an award.

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Art speaks when words fail.

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I made it to the neighborhood #coffee shop early enough that it is NOT full of people. #AWinIsAWin

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Ms. Olive and I singing along to Al Green this morning…

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The only king I recognize is #Lebron. #KingJames

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When I was 14 years of age I bought The Best of Sade from Newbury Comics and it has been in rotation ever since. #sade

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If my life were a movie the viewers would want me to pull a Stella Got Her Groove Back.

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I took my family to dinner last night and my son grabbed the check and said, “nah, it’s on me tonight”. I love a good full circle moment. #AdultKids #motherhood #parenting

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Bring me back that feeling of playing parachute in gym class.

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I paid my parking tickets today. You can thank me for paving the city of #Boston

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Big dick energy > small dick energy

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you are allowed to unplug, unwind, & just exist

submitted 7 days ago • 27 comments

It took me two days but I deleted tens of thousands of emails and somehow the entire process made me Feel generally better.

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Today, I have chosen violence.

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Why does everyone hate #JasonTatum he is amazing.

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I have deleted 1000s of emails this morning and I am only one year in.

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🚨🚨🚨dangerous

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Been keeping illness at bay for a week straight, but I feel like it might be closing the gap.

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My son’s gf made us lomo saltado. Sooo good.

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Idk what is happening in #fortnite rn but I am getting my ass kicked. #xbox #gaming #gamer

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Apparently saying, “President Musk” is rude? 😂😂😂

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Gulf of Distraction

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I saw a video of a dude sea kayaking who was briefly swallowed and spit out by a whale. All I know is, you wouldn’t be able to tell me shit if i made it out of a whale’s mouth.

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They think that by doing deportations, stopping immigration, and jailing Black folks they can stop the browning of the US. That is their only criteria for policies, that is their only agenda. Becoming whiter.

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Mutual combat at #work should be a thing.

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I truly stop and say extra blessings for whoever makes the #coffee in the morning at work. #ThankYou

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This going to bed super early thing is great, until I wake up at 0400.

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Is it madness to book flights rn or nah?

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I talked so much shit I fell asleep early last night but now I have wings.

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These mfs in the oval office just playing in our faces fr.

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Update, got into my old lady night dress last night and was fast asleep by 6 pm.

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It's called The Gulf of Mexico. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Halftime Show is officially the MOST watched performance EVER — 133.5 MILLION VIEWERS🚨 It surpasses Michael Jackson’s Halftime show 🤯

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I think my latte was laced w dairy milk. Help.

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I have consumed enough caffeine today to power a small country.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

When everything starts going sideways for you because I recalled my energy…🤷🏻‍♀️

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I once got tickets to see #common in concert for $10 on groupon.

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So student debt relief is unconstitutional, but a billionaire erasing the Department of Education is totally fine? Got it.

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

I stg, I made THE MOST delicious chicken soup and honestly, why don’t I make soup all the time?

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